Imagines, Headcanons and Scenarios

Just a dipstick with lipstick. Though my heart will always belong to Darksiders, I do also write for FNAF and Mario, apparently. Because that's what I do now... I write Reader X ??? fics.......... And I am loving it!

[imagine-darksiders]

There's gotta be some way to prove they're married.

[imagine-darksiders]

Truly she was the show’s Goat

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Listening to your parents insult people for flaws you 100% have:

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[imagine-darksiders]

Normalise cancelling subscriptions.

£100/month going out to Netflix, Paramount, Spotify, Poob, Prime, Disney+, Apple, HBO, Someshit ?????

Price increases across the board. Trickle trickle. Trickle trickle. £1 here or there twice a year won’t break the bank will it? The clamp will tighten so incrementally that the victim doesn’t even notice it’s happening. What a perfectly humane way to squeeze these little piggy banks dry.

[nightmaresyrup]

"Unalive"

also known as DEATH! Game is MASSIVELY FUN btw!

Also bonus wips:

[imagine-darksiders]

oh he's so hardcoooree <3

[fanarticaldisaster]

Cyber-Stem Day 1, part 1

Master post. Prelude. Next.

(an au of Cyber-Heaven au by @insomniacrori )

Please, enjoy the play I put on with my paper dollies

Notes:

-after this one I have a acquired a normal sketchbook

[imagine-darksiders]

Shplendid!!!!!!!

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Having to hold my fucking tongue when someone uses ai to generate a poem that'll be read at Grandpa's funeral:

[imagine-darksiders]

Ratchet to the rescue.

If I'm going to stick with this fandom, I gotta practice drawing vehicles in action, huh?

Uh oh~ you are in truble.

[imagine-darksiders]

Some Spunch studies, ft. our favourite Ringmaster.

Sauropod gets bullied by overzealous AI

[imagine-darksiders]

Anarchy: [purring]

Y/n: Oh that's kind of cute actually

War: Don't let him fool you. He's killed billions.

[imagine-darksiders]

Strife: So, I said to the demon, 'What're you gonna do? Kick my ass?

ER nurse: Then what happened?

[imagine-darksiders]

Y/n: Ratchet, you have to come quick! Smokescreen's face was totally disfigured in that last battle!

Smokescreen: [only hurt his pede] What?

[n01r-kn1ght]

Part 2/3

<-Prev~Next->

Damn. He is so chopped iwanthimsobad

Fanfic by @imagine-darksiders

Fics are found here or here

You know what’s the hardest thing about drawing Pseudo?

Besides drawing him of course

IT’S THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY LOOK AT HIS MUSCLES FOR REFERENCES AND NOT GET FLUSTERED

Also part 3 will probably take a while since I have yet to line it-

[imagine-darksiders]

Hahaha yes, YEEEES, Get snitched on!!!

[imagine-darksiders]

Death’s jealousy coming through loud and clear in this chapter lol

[tyrantdaughter]

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

[tyrantdaughter]

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

[imagine-darksiders]

Helping my 85yo friend eat ice cream with a table spoon while she’s in hospital:

Me: “Sorry, it’s too big. I’m just gonna put the tip in, okay?”

Friend:

Nurses:

Every1 on the Ward: