My body is a machine that turns snacks into smut (18+)

Haii I'm Patchwork! ✦ 23 y/o ✦ she/they/it Hornyposting and smut writing blog ✦ Main blog is @all-sewn-up-girl PFP by me :3

[patchwork-girlfailure]

Hi lovelies!

I'm Patchwork/ Patch, your local silly weird girlthing. This is my smut writing and hornyposting blog, and it's very much 18+ so minors better get the fuck outta here.

My main blog is @all-sewn-up-girl - likes and follows will come from there. You can follow it if you want, but it's largely gonna be reblogs. Most of the interesting stuff is here :3

The Basics...

Patch/ Patchwork, 22 years old, transfem (she/they/it)

Queer, T4T and polyamorous (the content of my blog will very much reflect this!)

Asks, anons, and DMs are encouraged! You are welcome to flirt, tease, be horny, etc.

Writing requests!

Send me a request or writing prompt in an ask! Requests for erotic stories are fully encouraged :3

Give as much or as little detail as you want. You can suggest themes, POV styles, reader gender, etc.

See below the cut for a list kinks/ themes that are likely to capture my interest. I will ignore prompts that go beyond my limits.

Feel free to claim an anon signature - I'd like to get an idea of the kind of people that interact with my blog!

Claimed anon signatures: none yet!

Tags for sorting my blog(s)

Tags that I use this blog:

patchwork.rambles for silly or non-horny posts.

patchwork.thirsts for raw unrefined hornyposting.

patchwork.fantasies for longer stories and fantasies - stuff that had a bit more thought put into it!

patchwork.draws for my art.

patchwork.answers for replying to my asks (including writing prompts inspired by asks).

Tags that I use on my main blog, @all-sewn-up-girl.

patchwork.pics or pictures of myself (usually quite mild)

patchwork.fawns for fawning over other cuties on this website <3

See below the cut for kinks and themes you can expect to see me post about.

Yes please! (I will very happily engage if you send me this stuff! Writing prompts including these things are likely to catch my interest)

T4T (love love love it!)

Free use (including public/ exhibitionism stuff)

Kissing/ cuddling/ affection bc I'm a sappy soggy bitch (though usually in a horny way as well)

Praise, degradation, and praise and degradation at the same time!

Restraint (especially shibari or ropes)

Overstimulation, aching, soreness

Size Difference

Monsterfucking, tentacles

Hypnosis/ mind control

Aphrodisiacs/ horny potions

Intox (usually weed or alcohol)

Light pain play - spanking, biting, scratching

Marking (through hickeys, handprints, bruises, etc)

Fantasy settings/ kink implemented into fantasy.

…and more stuff which I will add to this list when it occurs to me.

Maybe (I'm unlikely to write about this stuff unless it's done in a very specific way)

Bad Ends

Mindbreak

Peril

Somno

No thank you (I won't block you if it's on your blog but I won't ever be posting about it)

Non-con or CNC

Bathroom stuff

Heavy pain/ violence/ gore/ snuff

Age play

[patchwork-girlfailure]

I'd really love to have a group of more experienced transfems giggling and cooing over me as they help me with my estrogen shot... laid out on the bed, pants around my knees as the girl straddling my thighs fills the syringe.

"Three, two one," and the needle pricks my thigh. "Well done, darling." she hums contentedly as she presses the plunger down, and the clear liquid in the tube slowly empties, "you're taking it so well..."

A trembling breath escapes me, but not because of the needle. In fact, I can barely feel it. My heart is racing for an entirely different reason...

"Aww look, she's getting hard from this!" The woman cuddled up to me from the side reaches down and traces a finger along the growing tent in my boxers. "Are you enjoying the thought of becoming a beautiful girl for us?" I flush in embarrassment and fail to meet her eyes, but I return a nod. A scattering of giggles from the other ladies, amused at my bashfulness.

A drop of red beads on my skin as the needle exits, but a tender hand quickly wipes it clean. The puncture mark is almost invisible, a tiny dot upon soft, soft skin.

"Good girl," followed by a warm, open-mouthed kiss pressed to my neck. "You'll look just like us in no time at all!"

"Right? I mean just look at her tits." A bold pair of hands curls around my middle and cups my chest, giving both breasts a firm squeeze through my thin shirt and drawing a keening whimper from my mouth. "They're already budding soooo nicely..."

"Aww look, she's getting even harder!" And another chorus of happy giggles goes around the group.

"What a cutie~" More doting kisses on my neck and collarbones, and another pair of hands feeling the shape of my hips. "Her curves are filling out wonderfully too." Another, caressing my thighs.

"Keep groping her little tits. It'll help them grow!"

An egg timer sounds from the next room over.

"Oh, the bread's ready to come out the oven!"

"C'mon darling, time to eat!" I huff as she pulls my pants back up around my hips, irritated at having been left all hot and bothered. My tits are sore, aching, yearning to be touched. I can still feel her kisses lingering on my skin, and the telltale soreness of the needle in my thigh.

"Aww, don't be like that." She says, seeing me sulking. "With any luck all these carbs are gonna go right to your tummy and your thighs."

"And besides, after we eat..." They exchange a conspiratorial glance with one another. "Then we can get back to playing. How does that sound, cutiepie?"

[all-sewn-up-girl]

YALL I GOT MY FIRST ESTROGEN SHOT TODAY!!!

And what's better is that I had a beautiful lady inject it into my thigh after she cooked me dinner. and afterwards she took my shirt off and covered my body in lovely bright red scratch marks which was VERY fun for my masochistic ass

Not to brag but... today was a good day :3

Bountiful girlhood in the future for Miss Patchy (you will all be hearing about it)

[ohcaptains]

[enyter]

[chokedbywomen]

by the way, if you've ever gotten off to me or my blog, you have to tell me, in detail <3 doubly so if you were fantasizing about me

[wolfguy-claws]

Reasons why people would be hotter with tails:

-needy bottoms lifting their tails to expose their holes like animals in heat

-shy bottoms covering their holes with their tails so you can move it aside

-grabbing them at the base of the tail to hold them still while you fuck them

-wrapping your tail around them in public as an act of ownership

- wrapping your tail around their head while they go down on you to keep them in place (especially if you're doing something unrelated with your hands)

-needy subs who's tails get twitchy when they're horny

[patchwork-girlfailure]

oh hey, i wrote something about this :3

[facelesskey27]

BIG HEAVY WEREWOLF BALLS SLAPPING THE ASS WHILE MATING AND KNOTTING, CUM DROOLING OUT THE HOLE 😩❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[teasybee]

Fat girls tied up in shibari, their soft flesh poking out between the ropes and knots.

that's it. that's the post.

[dumbtransmutt]

the lack of dominant trans men clicker training me right now is a sin

[patchwork-girlfailure]

i wanna clarify that whenever i call myself pathetic it's not in a self-deprecating way, it's in a "signaling to strong ladies that i am really easy to physically overpower and take advantage of" kinda way.

[dykesis]

if magic were real i’d be getting so kinky abt it actually. conjures a mage hand to finger your mouth. casts hold person on you so i can touch you as much as i want. summons a couple succubi and watches you get used for hours on end. i had more to write but im so hard im lightheaded

[aphrodites-secrets]

REBLOG TO GROPE PREV A LIL 🤭

[devilcat3d]

oh yeah? well i was recently voted "most fun pet to facefuck in the whole polycule" by a panel of judges! try topping that! 😤

[succubi-naptime]

Im such a slut for anyone who will let me give them head. Like if you'll let me eat you out and suck you off ill follow you around like a dog begging for a treat. I just want to make you cum again and again and again till your so soaked in ecstasy your brain melts out of your ears and then I want to keep going.

[meowlgbt]

thinking about girls being bigger than you again?

^/////^

[femmebr4t]

Youre only allowed to have depraved and unethical fantasies about me if u let me know what they are btw 😇

[patchwork-girlfailure]

i fucking love being made to make out with someone for a third person's entertainment. i wanna be played with like a doll you're making kiss another doll...