[dumbtransmutt]

I'm being so serious my DMs are open to dogs and owners who want to bully a loser puppyboy. I'm so obedient and pathetic and fun to laugh at I promise

[doggirlslut]

I love being a pathetic slut. Yes I'm always horny and down to fuck. I love being so easy to turn on and use.

[the-black-manor]

The cervix is located in the Good Boy. If you're having trouble finding it, just give your Good Boy some praise and he'll show you right where it is.

[lilythelycan]

Piss is meant to overflow onto the mutts tits.

All the videos straight people film of piss is stupid and boring because it's just a naked girl either drinking piss like any other liquid or being naked and getting pissed on. That's fucking lame.

I want to fill up a mutts mouth with and hear them choke and sputter as they swallow the first mouth full as my stream splashes on their face and rolls down onto their tits.

I want to finish and make it so the pathetic little mutt has to take off their shirt and press the wet fabric to their nose so that they can smell how much of a human urinal they are.

That's the piss kink I like

[sadist-posting]

Fyi if you jerk him off nice and slow and edge him and call him a stupid boy and tell him that he's only going to be allowed to cum if he barks for you like a good boy he'll make the most adorable puppy noises before you know it

[unwastelandunbaby]

love when a fandom is unashamedly horny like some fandoms are definitely more a vibe of like ooo they’re so hot but I must cover my horniness in a layer of themes and motifs and other fandoms are just like “the thought of him barking makes me hard” like yesssss say that!!!!!

[seal-tweakr]

yes i want you to suck the strap dumbass. yes it feels good, why the fuck do you think i put it over my tdick? matter of fact just open up slut, i’ll show you.

[mediocrepuppy]

the way some pets will almost instinctively beg. its almost as if theyre already trained. the way they get all whiney with just the slightest change in the inflection of your voice. how theyll get all flustered while you tell them all the ways youre gonna ruin them. how they pant and moan and cry for you while theyre playing with themselves.....fuck

[pansyfemme]

they need to make a strap that prematurely ejaculates

[yapperdyke]

the asexual cuck brought popcorn and a soda, if that's okay

[homunculus-argument]

If Ratatouille mechanics were real, there would be a whole market of businesses offering the services of operating rats to people who want them, and it'd be like how bees produce honey. People in the rat business would be so exhausted of having to explain over and over again that no, the rats aren't being exploited. If the rats didn't like how they're being treated, they would simply not return. There's no goddamn way to force a rat to be so passionate about playing the saxophone that they'll figure out how to puppeteer a human to do it for them. All that the business does is finding a way to put that specific rat in the hair of someone who's about to go on stage.

[cherrypitfemme]

Forcepup.,..,.. big wistful sigh .,,.,,just him shoving my mouth open and then encouraging me to bite down cause I’m just a dumb dog too excited to breed my owner :P even when I try to hide it, just him shoving me around until I get it into my head that I’m a big dog who should take what they want .,.,,

[succuvex]

I don't mind a bit of brat honestly, it can be cute, but I think if my baby boy started acting a little too bratty for my taste I I'd bring home a new puppy to show him how to behave. You see how good this one is for me? See how happy he is to obey commands? He's so polite and well behaved, you hear how he says "please" and "thank you" before and after lapping at my cunt? You see how eager he is to rut into me harder when I yank on his leash? He just wants to please me. That's all he should ever want.

My baby's never been the jealous type in the past, but being forced to watch another boy get all of my gentle touch and praise and affection, and then watching me suck him dry and fuck him stupid as a reward for being "such a good boy for Mommy", has him straining in his cuffs and whining into his gag.

Maybe I'd get a little less attitude after that, hm?

[dumbtransmutt]

i need someone to make me an it

[im-mender]

if you believe that sexgender should be abolished but think that, in the hypothetical where sexgender is abolished, no one will want to take estrogen or testosterone or get vaginoplasty or phalloplasty anymore, then you have no idea what the abolition of sexgender means.

[odeofagentlegiant]

You've done such a good job pretending to be big and strong today! Now let me put your collar on, it's time to turn your brain off.

[lilythelycan]

Pussy slaps are sooo underrated. I love when my mutts spread their wet cunts and slap their aching cunt before rubbing themselves at the idea of being turned into a cum dumpster for my thick girl cock <3