Sep 14, 2025
i believe in the "undiagnosed neurodivergent overachiever boy" to "girl with a raging praise kink" pipeline.
(it's me. i'm the evidence for this pipeline)
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i believe in the "undiagnosed neurodivergent overachiever boy" to "girl with a raging praise kink" pipeline.
(it's me. i'm the evidence for this pipeline)
YALL I GOT MY FIRST ESTROGEN SHOT TODAY!!!
And what's better is that I had a beautiful lady inject it into my thigh after she cooked me dinner. and afterwards she took my shirt off and covered my body in lovely bright red scratch marks which was VERY fun for my masochistic ass
Not to brag but... today was a good day :3
Bountiful girlhood in the future for Miss Patchy (you will all be hearing about it)
"but estrogen will make you fat :/"
been thinkin about posting some pics of myself on this blog. nothing crazy (since i'm also a tad scared of my blog getting nuked again), i've just been feeling rather cute lately and wanna show off a bit for my adorable moots. thoughts~?
Mutuals in my tags, RBs and comments: "You're pretty and I'd kiss you if I got the chance"
Me: "hmm I probably shouldn't reach out or DM them because if I do I'll come off like a creep and a sex pest."
Cute person's blog: "I encourage people to send me lewd horny depraved things! It is entirely invited because turns me on!"
Me typing the most softball flirtation in an anonymous ask: "god I'm such a horrible weirdo they're gonna kill me with hammers for this."
why is everyone liking my funny posts. this is a horny blog. you're supposed to wanna fuck me nasty not think i'm funny
ugh. whatever. the curse of a funny woman with a fat dick 😔
ok so i've been kicking around this idea of a horny adventuring party for a while. basically a little collection of smutty concept drabbles about how typical class archetypes in d&d/ adjacent games could be made horny. i'm sure i'm far from the first person to do this but i've got a few ideas for characters/ scenarios that i think are fun.
cleric of some Dionysus-adjacent god who is fully encouraged by their patron deity to get drunk and fuck a lot.
druid who grows fantasy weed and is into intox play. both them and the cleric happily volunteer to be the party's "stress relief" after a long day of adventuring
bard who does striptease to inspire the party
artificer = magical sex toys (obvs)
dominatrix-coded warlock whose powers include tentacles, hypnosis, mind control, etc
fighter/ barbarian who just like being casually naked and doing "casual friendly oil wrestling" with their companions
rope bunny rogue who also likes to stake their clothes/ body on games of gambling
clumsy wizard/ sorc whose magic always backfires and ends up putting them in really lewd situations
gym rat monk who loves to improve their endurance with sweaty multiple-hour marathon sex
genuinely the barrier to me posting about this is that i can't think of a good name for the series, because "horny fantasy" is just the contents of my imagination and "horny party" is just what i wish sleepovers with my friends were. also i don't wanna tie it to d&d so idk what to call it :P
having finished my new story (the one about being really into your demon girlfriend's tail), i feel like i did a really good job on the tail worship part but less good on the tail-fucking part. i guess it's just easier for me to write foreplay/ more sensual stuff and make it sexy? as opposed to penetrative acts where i just kind of go "and then they put the thing in your thing and it's really hot".
who knows. anyway why not go read it and tell me what you think :>