[path3ticpotat0]

Im literally just a person trying to escape reality. Please stop coming into the dms expecting shit. I post porn but that is not concent to act a fucking fool.

About me: I work in horticulture, and I love reading *mostly smut*. I have 3 cats. I've been with my partner for 13 years. I was diagnosed with a chronic blood cancer called prefibrotic myelofibrosis. Im a pretty boring person, if im honest. This is like the 10th time I've done a pinned. I always end up hating it. So, who knows? This might be deleted by tonight.

I've been meaning to do this forever and was inspired by @whiskeyinacage

[bigspicysenpai]

I wanna post a nude but I don't wanna take one rn. Just imagine me naked ok

[chichar0nes-deactivated20180805]

My followers: “You horny cuz you be posting all this porn ;)”

Me when I reblog porn:

[inthe-doghouse]

bf who asks “you want a treat??” while unbuttoning his pants

[mamiesunloca-deactivated2015092]

I wanna touch you inappropriately in public and see your face change

[wingedluminarychaos]

That "I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum" whimper that makes you pin her down and fuck her harder

[greedysadistdaddi]

Little miss cnc kink but can't take a compliment to save their fucking life

[deactlvated-5526]

[yagifphy]

Sousuke Sagara 💦

[dancetillthemorningsun]

need the mutuals to know that when you guys reblog posts from me I go 'teeheeheehee they love me <33'

[sanctity-of-sin]

I need someone under my desk while I work please

(Rbs are appreciated)

[oldmetryman]

[massart]

[urlivingdollie]

i need that bicep around my throat while he pounds me

[dykedysphemism]

she’s so adorable i want to tie her up and watch a fucking machine ruin her until my pretty girl is overstimulated and begging me to give her my attention properly.

[nerdjpg]

Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again

[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time