meg | she/her | 28 | big fan of patrick brewer’s strategy of “i’m going to bully david rose into loving me” | we objectify noah reid in this house | patrckbrewer (magnificentbanes) on ao3
(sorted by newest to oldest - will be updated as i upload)
(updated 4/6/22)
it would’ve been fun (if you would’ve been the one) - G (897 words)
Stevie and David weren't right for each other. They were better as friends. Stevie wasn't the kind of person who wanted a romantic relationship. David belonged with Patrick.
All of those things were true, but sometimes Stevie couldn't help but think of the what ifs.
even on your weakest days (you get a little bit stronger) - T (1,310 words)
Theoretically, Patrick knew about David’s bad days. The days when he couldn’t get out of bed, regardless of whether anything had happened or not. The days where he just felt hopeless, even when he logically knew that things were going well.
But he had never seen them.
or the one where patrick is determined to love david through all the bad days
i love you and i like you - G (2,179 words)
David shouldn’t have fit into Patrick’s life but Patrick was pretty sure that David was the best friend he had ever had.
or the one where patrick assumes like and love go hand in hand but learns that, to david, they don't
out here it’s like i’m someone else - T (5,030 words)
It's been three years since Patrick has been back to his hometown and with a high school reunion coming up, Patrick has the perfect reason to go back. He'll see some old friends and family that he'd neglected since he left. But, more importantly, he'll get to show off David and show everyone how much he's changed for the better.
Unfortunately for Patrick, not everyone has changed since high school.
(let me tell you a secret) about a father’s love - G (1,506 words)
Johnny Rose loves his children, he always has. But he was just too busy, too preoccupied, to be the father they needed. So he delegated the task of raising them to nannies and assistances, thinking that one day he would have time to step up and be a real dad.
But one day kept getting pushed back and pushed back and pushed back until one day David and Alexis were grown and they didn't need a dad. And then they lost their money and he was able to get to know who his children had become without his help. But he could never shake the feeling that he had failed them somehow.
One late night conversation with Clint brewer makes Johnny realize he might not be the only father who carries guilt.
if i could write a letter to me - G (779 words)
Patrick loves the life that he has, even if it wasn’t the life he expected for himself. Or, maybe, that makes it all the better.
Sometimes, though, he wished he could have known his future when he was seventeen.
dust off your highest hopes - T (15,608 words)
When David Rose ran away from New York, it felt like the world was ending. When his brand new car broke down in rural Ontario, it felt like the universe was out to get him. When he had to stay in a run down motel in a town called Schitt's Creek, he was certain that he was being punished for some unforeseen wrong.
But when David Rose met Patrick Brewer, everything changed.
(i could drink) a case of you - T (1,599 words)
After his talk with Mr. Rose, Patrick suspects there was more his father-in-law wanted to say. He has the chance to ask him when they have to drive to pick up a drunk David and Moira.
forehead kisses, tuberculosis, and chicken soup - T (1743 words)
David is sick. David hates being sick. And Patrick is there trying to make him feel better. But it's all Patrick's fault that David is sick in the first place.
don’t make me fall in love (if he won’t be there) - T (1114 words)
Christmas was a lonely time for David Rose. The gifts were lavish, the parties were grand, the alcohol and drugs were plentiful, and company was always around. But it was all empty.
Because in the secret corner of his heart, David wanted. He wanted so much more than he knew he was ever going to get.
And then he met Patrick Brewer.
the christmas surprise - T (11216 words)
Patrick says that he can’t come home for the holidays because he’s busy with the store. So Marcy and Clint take it upon themselves to make a surprise visit to Schitt’s Creek. Except Patrick’s reason for staying was a lie and now he has about a week to figure out how to come out to them on his own terms before they leave.
merry christmas, patrick brewer - T (3343 words)
Patrick's new life is so different than his old one that it's easy, sometimes, to forget everything he left behind. But now it's Christmas and he finds himself longing for parts of his old life.
At least he has David.
B-L-I-P-P-I - G (1155 words)
Patrick babysits Roland Jr and David discovers what a Blippi is
the shape of your name - T (2197 words) collab witb @stereopticons
The first time Patrick Brewer said David Rose’s name something warm settled itself in his chest and he wanted to hold onto that feeling. So he kept saying David’s name.
posion on your lips - G (1493 words) cowritten with @alienajackson
David will eat anything. Even things that could kill him.
Or: the one where Patrick suffers so much because of his husband's stomach.
i’m not the one (but i wish i was) - T (2141 words)
David knows that he's an acquired taste that most people don't have. And that is especially true for snippy business majors who wear straight leg, midrange demin and talk in sports metaphors. No, David Rose would never be someone Patrick Brewer would want.
Even if David can't stop thinking about him.
braced myself for the goodbye (cause it’s all i’ve ever known) - T (1918 words)
The thing about David Rose is that he’s used to getting left behind.
Everyone always leaves David.
He’s too loud.
He’s too dramatic.
He’s too much.
So when Patrick enters David’s life, he’s just waiting for him to leave. But David doesn’t know what to make of the fact that Patrick wants to stay.
pat vs patrick - T (3859 words)
Before Patrick Brewer was Patrick, he was just…Pat. Pat Brewer had a life that most people envy — good friends, a comfortable job, and a woman who loved him. But Pat wasn’t happy so he became Patrick and found a reason to live in a small town hours away from everything he’s ever known.
But now Patrick is back in the town that built Pat and he doesn’t know if there’s enough room inside of him for both of them.
more in common than you’d think - G (1083 words)
there must be people out there who say yes to getting married because they can’t say no and then what happens? and then they’re stuck for the rest of their life with the same wrong sweet person right?
or: the one where patrick and alexis have one very specific thing in common
don’t mess with alexis rose’s brothers - G (1394 words)
Alexis Rose had spent most of her life being too self absorbed to see how desperate her brother was for love. But now she had two brothers taking up space in her heart.
And God help anyone who tried to hurt them.
touch me, love me, can’t get enough - T (1372 words)
Life is lonely when you’re David Rose. So he numbs the pain with alcohol, with drugs, with the touch of a stranger whose name he won’t remember in the morning. He likes the attention, revels in it, but it’s all empty. No one stays. No one cares.
But when someone does care, when someone wants to stay, David doesn’t know what to do.
right where he left her - G (1317 words)
It didn’t matter what happened in the in between, Rachel was always right where Patrick left her. Because he always came back. It didn’t matter what other girls he dated, Patrick always came back to Rachel, who was always waiting.
Rachel would have never anticipated David Rose.
two pieces from different puzzles - G (2426 words)
Patrick had left. But that was okay because Rachel knew how to bring him back. Redraw the picture, manipulate the puzzle until the pieces fit. They were RachelandPatrick, PatrickandRachel. It was the way it was supposed to be. It was right.
But in a small town with a funny name, Rachel might learn a thing or two about love and puzzle pieces.
I feel that we have a plethora of David bonding with the Brewers fics out there - might you be able to point me in the direction of Patrick with the Roses? I know we got a little bit in the show but I’d love to read more! Post-canon/AU/Canon-divergent, anything goes! (BTW I love the Patrick and Alexis dynamic but I am most thinking about Johnny and Moira here.)
Thanks fronds!
Hello there!
We can indeed offer you some Patrick and the Roses fics!
everybody knows the secret - @fishyspots
family time - @hullomoon
hard times are over - @strangeluvz
He Completes Me - @frizzlenox
I Can Fix That - @doublel27
(i could drink) a case of you - @patrckbrewer
If You're Happy, I'm Happy - @unfolded73
In The Fading Golden Light - @doublel27
Invaded - @doublel27
The Love Left Behind - @delilah-mcmuffin (tw: MCD)
people like that are the only people here - @likerealpeopledo-on-ao3
quite the boulangère - @januarium
Son-rise Bay - @grapehyasynth
to the sportsfans to make much of time - @ships-to-sail
We've a lot of starving faithful - @yourbuttervoicedbeau
hey everyone long time no see! i’m not on tumblr much in general anymore but if you ever want to reach out i check my other blog @mr-writes more frequently than here (obviously lol)
Patrick feels more than hears David groan. Then, in a small voice, he says, “Do you want kids?”
The question hits Patrick like a fastball to the face. It is the last thing he expected David to ask.
Do you want kids?
A year ago, he would have said yes. Of course he wanted kids. He was excited to finally start his family with Rachel, excited to give his parents grandchildren. But his life isn’t what it was a year ago.
Do you want kids?
Did he? Part of him still said, yes, of course. He would be a good dad, everyone told him so. He could do the diapers and the sleepless nights. It would be easy to just say yes.
Patrick was good at doing what was easy.
Words: 1296, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Schitt’s Creek
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Patrick Brewer, David Rose (Schitt’s Creek), Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s)
Relationships: Patrick Brewer/David Rose
Additional Tags: POV Patrick Brewer, Fluff, Light Angst, David Rose Deserves Nice Things, Patrick Brewer loves David Rose, Kid Fic, in that they have the Kid Talk they do not have children
hello all my lovely friends. i am not going to be on this blog much anymore. fandom just isn’t fun for me unfortunately and i want to focus on my original writing. this blog will not be deleted but i will rarely check it.
you can find me here at my other blog @mr-writes and mutuals can DM me over there for my discord
fanworks creators self rec! when you get this, reply with your favorite five fanworks you’ve made, then pass on to at least five other creators.
i have no idea when this sent and i’m sorry i’m answering it so late (maybe?). i miss y’all over here feel free to message me on my other blog @mr-writes where i am much more active because i’m probably not going to use this blog much anymore.
i was also sent this ask by @swearphil 💕💕
i’m gonna go with:
dust off your highest hopes
the christmas surprise
out here it’s like i’m someone else
we each got something the other will never have
and
if i loved you less (my first rwrb fic!)
also i know it says fanworks but i’m gonna shout my original writing here as well. it is a scene from my wip catch me by the sea entitled carve out my own heart (tw for mentions of death and body mutilation)
hello all my lovely friends. i am not going to be on this blog much anymore. fandom just isn’t fun for me unfortunately and i want to focus on my original writing. this blog will not be deleted but i will rarely check it.
you can find me here at my other blog @mr-writes and mutuals can DM me over there for my discord
Top of the morning to you. Do you have a list of fics that are inspired by Taylor Swift songs? I've read quite a few that had taken inspiration from one song or many songs.
Thanks.
Greetings for whatever time of day it is for you!
We did this list of TSwift inspired fics a while back, but there's a few more to add now:
And we’d swear to remember it (all too well) - @petalwritesx
The altar is my hips - @petrichor-apothecary
can we always be this close? (forever and ever) - @colourcodedbinders
Christmas Tree Farm - AuthorByNight
dust off your highest hopes - @patrckbrewer
Everything Has Changed - @bibuckybarnes
May Your Days Be Merry and Bright - jetstarstream/@jettestar
YOUR KISS!!! 😘💋 MY CHEEK!!! I WATCHED!!! 👁👄👁 YOU LEAVE!!! 🚪YOUR SMILE!!! 😁 MY GHOST!!! 👻 I FELL!!! TO MY KNEES!!! 🧎♀️🧎♀️WHEN YOURE YOUNG!!! 👧🏼👶🏻 YOU JUST RUN!!! 🏃🏼♀️🏃♂️BUT YOU COME BACK!!! TO WHAT YOU NEED!!! 😭😭😭😭
the amount of grown ass adults enraged over the fact that child actors do not perfectly align with the descriptions of made up people in a book is astounding
