Patrick Hockstetter makes me stutter

BODY COUNT

that’s gotta be a personal record

#god i miss those days

Can.... Can we have more roach facts?? P l e a s e?????? Pretty please????????

Allow me to direct u to my lovely wife; @roachcult TAKE IT AWAY BB ILY 🪳💕

If you psspsspss at a cockroach, it might psspsspss back.

Captain Patrick looks like Gerard Way

Gerard Way but remove the moral compass

...but make it Hostel III

Oh I’m making it

pat i’m making u in the sims and i was tryna figure out what you would wear to sleep but i bet you’re one of those sleeps in jeans weirdos huh

I stay awake until my body gives out and end up sleeping in whatever I was wearing. Sometimes jeans. So you’re not too far off.

#i love piratecult

Reginald.

May I offer you a bug <3

So I'm sorta scared of roaches/cockroaches. I was wondering if there's any way you could slowly ease me into liking them?

This is chaos but I tried to condense everything into three pages

This is the most important post on the internet

#i love my wife

Sometimes I forget you’re not real

WHY ARE YOU ONLY WEARING ONE SOCK IN ALL YOUR PICS ISTG

Love that we’re concerned about my sock habits now

real OGs wear both socks with the heels slipped off or none at all

Nirvana? Opinions, Patster, we need ‘em.

wait does vic like anime? vic, baby, what’s your favorite anime

banesbottombitch

What my bitch ass pictures 20+ year old Patrick Hockstetter to look like:

What he would actually look like:

I literally just woke up and I already hate it here

Black lives matter. Do what you can to help. I appreciate you guys.

Your move, Butch.