Die Yuppie Scum.

My name's Patrick Bateman, I am twenty-seven years old. TRACKING: patrickbatemn { Contrary to popular belief, I AM actually Patrick Bateman. I have a lot of time on my hands, so why not come on here, and judge you all? }

[patrickbatemn]

{ I gain followers for being inactive. }

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{ One more follower to fifty. Thank you very much, despite me being lazy on this page. }

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{ Inspiration fading out. }

[patrickbatemn]

Thoughts on Carruthers?

"A fag, a doofus, and is incredibly desperate. Total kiss ass." 

[unbearable-insanity]

Pumpkin, you’re dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed

[patrickbatemn]

"This morning on The Patty Winters Show, the topic was about a young boy who believes a pair of his deceased father's shoes speak to him, giving him advice his father would. They tried interviewing the shoes, but the boy said that his father was a shy man, thus, wouldn't even answer any of the questions they asked him."

[patrickbatemn]

ONCE UPON A TIME YOUR FATHER DRANK HIMSELF TO DEATH BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT.

"I believe at that moment, I recall my statement was, ‘Rot in hell, you stupid bastard’, and was completely unfazed by the whole ordeal. Then again, in reality,  that never happened." 

[patrickbatemn]

{ Almost to fifty followers. Much appreciate, guys! }

[mybookhaul]

I want to see Luis’s face contort and turn purple and I want him to know who it is who is killing him. I want to be the last face, the last thing, that Luis sees before he dies

Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho (p. 158)

[patrickbatemn]

“Confess.” [ idk. ]

"Your lack of musical tastes is appalling and quite frankly makes it difficult to have a conversation with you in general. Although your sense of style is impressive, somewhat. Tacky at some moments, but impressive the next. You tend to mix mediocre clothing with good clothing. It’s atrocious sometimes."

[askbox-memes]

Send a "Confess" for how my muse feels about yours

[sharem90]

Put one of the following for my muse's reaction

"I’m going to pretend that never happened."

"And you think that will impress me?"

"What are you on the stupid meter? A plus ten?"

"Ah yes, you’re not all there, are you?"

"Damn it, slow the fuck down!"

"You’re really scaring me right now."

"No, I don’t want to see your bare ass."

"Impressive."

"It’s amazing how proud you are of the moronic thing you just did."

"I thought we used protection!"

"Are you up for a little horizontal mambo?"

"Can you walk the walk or just talk the talk?"

"Does this outfit make me look fat?"

[patrickbatemn]

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why you picked your character. 

{ Because I like Bateman as a character and just American Psycho in general. Overall, I was either going to be Tyler Durden or Patrick Bateman, but I decided to go with Bateman because I like murderous psychopaths. And I firmly believe I just have a feel for the character, I could be wrong, but I'm pleased with my replies and I don't over think things too much when it comes to replies. It just all sorta clicks for me. } 

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a fact about the mun. 

{ I aspire to become something in the field of psychology along with being a writer in the genera of fiction. }

an unpopular opinion. 

{ While I’m glad we’re such a friendly community, sometimes, I think we can get a little too P.C for my tastes. We’re not honest, even though we say we are being honest about someone or their writing. I believe no matter how good of a writer you are, there is always room for criticism, so when I see someone asking for it, and people give none and say they’re so amazingly perfect, is honestly an unhealthy lie. If you’re afraid of giving a respectable aspect of criticism and believe they’ll take it the wrong way, then honestly, it’s their fault, because they requested it. I think there are moments where we should stop babying one another and stop giving each other comments like we’re perfectionist writers because I know I am far from it and I know there are other people whom are far from it too. Like I said, it’s nice I’m not knocking it, but I think people sometimes over-do it with the compliments while trying to avoid criticism all together. ‘I think you’re perfect, I don’t think you can improve’ — you, my friend, are completely wrong. There is always room to improve no matter what. Let’s stop feeding this line of bullshit to people and be realistic. }

[patrickbatemn]

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{ Honestly, anything that’s the hero and a villain getting together, and fucking. I don’t understand the context or logic behind such ships like Hannibal and Will, Thor and Loki, Batman and Joker, Batman and any female villain, etc. It’s just pointless fluff where people can just get off typing dirty things in replies. Personally, that’s how I see it. } 

[memeinthevoid]

munday!

[patrickbatemn]

❤ - any tumblr senpais ❣ - an unpopular opinion i have ⋆ - a ship i have with my character ❧ - a ship i have with your character ✗ - a ship i can’t stand ☒ - a  fact about the mun ☑ - a fact about the character ✾ - why i chose my character ◎ - relationship status ❂ - post a picture of myself ☄ - my opinion of you

[scarswithwine]

iam-thedragon ; patrickbatemn

[scarswithwine]

            A brown door opened without the slightest creak. On the other side stood a stranger silhouette. “Did we have an appointment ?”

[patrickbatemn]

When arriving I believed to had been late, as once I walked inside the door had opened just in time; coincidentally. Hearing the woman speak I nod, "Yes, Pat Bateman. Doctor Lecter referred me to you because he and I are too acquainted to develop a doctor patient relationship." Although I was not for sure why I was here because I didn't feel myself needing help. I learned long ago help was futile in more ways than one.