djinn and juice

hic sunt leones

[doorjokes]

[patrickthomson]

There are too many loathsome and annoying Knicks fans on my other social media platforms, so I must return here, to Tumblr, the place least likely to talk about sports.

[patrickthomson]

*kneeling and pressing my hand to the soft earth* Something terrible happened here.

[patrickthomson]

So I guess as long as I use this site I’m going to be telling it not to show me Communities named things like ‘Otherkin Textile Enthusiasts’ and ‘I Love Slavic Comic Books’? Forever?

[myfairynuffstuff]

Jovita Majewski (b.1987) - Stream. 2022. Oil on canvas.

[amygdalae]

Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me

[jordanbolton]

To The Person Who Was Sitting Near Me On The Train - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out Nov 7th and is available to pre-order here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

[patrickthomson]

I’m perfectly willing to concede that Tumblr is not the best place to brag about having sex, but you’d have to waterboard “most sex I’ve had is bad” out of me.

[jkottke]

A lovely drawing of a sparrow on a shard of limestone, made by an Egyptian artist 3500 years ago. “This may have been a practice drawing of the sparrow hieroglyph…”

[patrickthomson]

Really wonder what it would be like to smoke the $15 eighths at the local weed shop. I kind of feel like that might be the one that drops me into irrecoverable schizophrenia.

[digitalfossils]

[contextfreepatentart]

[patrickthomson]

By “tone indicators,” you mean “diction, slang, typography, and emoji” rather than “inscrutable ingroup-indicating abbreviations, lacking any canonical definition, sutured to the ends of all your sentences,” right? Right?

[treecitysessions]

My mom just told me when was my age she got pregnant while she had two different fwb situations going on and didn’t know who the dad was so she went to the guys separately and said “I’ll pay for half the abortion if you pay half” and collected half the money from each guy . Her mind

[northwest-by-a-train]

Leonard Cohen, from The Book of Mercy (1984)

[patrickthomson]

Dogg if you classify this as merely a “possible” scam you might be the biggest mark alive.

[halcyonidae]

— Robin Hyde, Silence