prospitianEscapee

A reblogging-stuff blog that cannot be proven to be associated with Tumblr user snarp.

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[fridaynightpostsblog]

The bare naked ladies are probably the band you could most feasibly see living a ninja turtle life in a sewer base eating pizza

[fridaynightpostsblog]

Boyband with four regular sized members and one inch high one that lives in a dolls house that is in the bands possession

[some-triangles]

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to all bitches

please survive

[girlnephew]

finally some real fucking news

[girlnephew]

so many people in the notes don’t understand. this is an article about a specific grouse named mister grouse who really is the friendliest bird in the forest. i’m sorry your sister got attacked by some other bird. your bloodline’s heavy karmic debt was probably to blame.

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[pretensesoup]

As others have noted, the nun in question was Saint Mary Magdalene de' Pazzi.

[toskarin]

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

[toskarin]

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

[slorty]

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

[toskarin]

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes

[toskarin]

I played that one discord april fools clicker out of curiosity but stopped at some arbitrary point, which was evidently a mistake because now I have a fuckass leaf on my profile forever, and to make matters worse, it's level 9

[vedurnan]

it might be a good idea to commission a medallion of this design or public art, people are going to want to look at it

[renae022]

same day haircut

[eebie]

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

[eebie]

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

a blog with this single post on it just followed me and then immediately unfollowed me

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[some-triangles]

[vicholas]

I can't explain but I feel like if Iruma took estrogen then Azz would do the same without questioning it for a second

[vicholas]

SHE WOULD

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]