Crawled From The Sea

Autistic | 19 | They | Queer | Artist Fandoms: BBC Sherlock, Sherlock & co, Psych, Community, House MD, Merlin, 9-1-1, The Magnus archives, The magnus Protocol, Malevolent, wooden overcoats, Stellar Firma, Dead end: paranormal park, red valley, the mechanisms, gravity falls

[subhuman-and-feedable]

Five minutes into The Copper Beeches p2 and Jonk just called Sherlock Sherly-poo. I’m clawing my fucking face off.

[jevilcore]

Kids were absolutely correct abt wearing smth you like on a shirt btw. It rules. You love dinosaurs so much wear a shirt about it.

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

[pastebun]

think again

[thehumantrampoline]

This is your reminder today that Irene Adler in the original Conan Doyle story is literally not a criminal. She never commits a crime.

[thehumantrampoline]

Nor is she a seductress in any kind of negative or manipulative sense - she has a mutual relationship with a powerful man who then breaks up with her, and afterwards she keeps protection against him in the form of evidence that the relationship existed. She HAS blackmail material, she even waves it at him threateningly because he treated her like shit, but she never even uses it.

Irene Adler is not a thief, femme fatale, or blackmailer. She's just a cool lady that wants to be left alone.

[thehumantrampoline]

@delphi-star You do recall correctly!! She does not give a shit about that man! She's happily married! She tipped him for being a witness at her wedding!

If your Sherlock Holmes adaptation has a character whose identifying qualities are that she is a seductive criminal in love with Holmes, you have created a character that is basically the literal opposite of Irene Adler and you should name her something else.

[tzikeh]

She's also -- and I cannot stress this enough -- from New Jersey. IMO this is the single most important detail missing from all the adaptations -- IRENE ADLER IS FROM NEW JERSEY.

Please just once in my life I would like to see this adapted faithfully it would be the funniest fucking thing ever.

[the-bedheaded-league]

Irene Adler in the actual books: a successful opera singer who once dated a king, and kept a photo of them together and his love letters so that if he ever tried to ruin her life in the future she could have some security against him, literally commits no crimes at all and in fact is a victim of a crime (Holmes literally breaks into her house with the intent to steal from her), never uses her blackmail material because all she wants is to marry her new (much nicer) boyfriend and go off and sing in the opera and live her fabulous life with her loving husband

Every male writer adapting Sherlock Holmes for all of eternity: WHORE??? SLUT???? SHAMELESS SEDUCTRESS??? FEMME FATALE?????? CAREER CRIMINAL!!!!! BLACKMAILER!!!!!!! DOMINATRIX SEXY MOMMY DOM LOVE INTEREST?????? NAKED WOMAN???????????? IN LOVE WITH SHERLOCK HOLMES????????????????? DANGEROUS SEXY WOMAN MANIPULATIVE SEDUCTRESS CRIMINAL LIAR DISTRACTS GENIUS DETECTIVE WITH HER GORGEOUS TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[not-victor-ann]

Bedheaded League, are you perhaps mad about Irene Adler?

[the-bedheaded-league]

WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT THOUGHT?????

[skopostheorie]

[aud-one-out084]

Nice to know that carol and Sherlock are at the face timing stage ig

[starlight-wakuwaku]

Start of a bromance. Imagine Donovans amusement, reading Twilights mind. Teasing him. And still being surprised by twilights quick thinking and often erroneous conclusions.

[traumatized-tiefling]

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

And the wedding ring is pineapple yellow ofc

[aster-likes-space]

“Are you Sherlock or Watson” I’m probably the murder victim actually

[littlelegsholmes]

guys guys guys they went on a romantic gettaway guys guys guys did you hear their laughs when john jumpped into the pool guys guys guys did you hear the softness in sherlocks voise guys guys guys im going to die please please please please feed me feed me johnlock

[birdyboylassie]

Gus: This is my best friend/boyfriend Shawn, and this is his girlfriend Juliet and her partner Lassiter, Lassiter is also Shawn’s boyfriend, and that there is Lassiter’s wife Marlowe, and that’s Pierre Desperaux who’s Shawn’s situationship and Lassiter’s mortal enemy

Random client: ???

[stravinskys-naked-photos]

Georgie.. pass me that mandolin..

[allsortsoffuckedup]

Hey hey, as a librarian, can I just say don’t pace yourself at the library. I get a lot of customers saying “oh I shouldn’t get too many books out at once” but like you should!!!! Max out your card, take everything we have on a subject you’re interested in, make a book fort in your home. We love that shit! It doesn’t matter if you read them or not; just take them for an adventure and bring them back whenever they’re due!

For public libraries, one of the ways we secure funding year to year is lending. Governments don’t want to fund more books if they’re not being used and the way we measure use is by issues. Regardless of whether you read it or not, whether you have it for a day or a month, if you issue it to your library card, we get the stats! It makes the library look good!

Help your local library; get books out even if you know you can’t read them all!

[ladyofparchments]

Also, library hauls allow you the thrill of getting as many books as you want WITHOUT spending your own money on them! "Look at all the books I got (at my local library that I'll have to return in 2-6 weeks)!" And you don't need to worry about finding space for them on your shelves.

[rqbossman]

Huh. So @jonnywaistcoat I guess Denny's the restaurant chain is disappointed in your face?

[anthonyhurd]

Just feeling like the luckiest soul at the moment. That thing that haunted me as a child brought me community and wholeness as an adult. I’ll forever be grateful for my queerness.

[ame-exe]

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