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RP Summary: Full Irish

Characters: Finn, Jude, Dallas (NPC)

Content warnings: A couple mentions of murder but otherwise none

Summary: Finn storms home after his confrontation with Cedric and stress cooks a full Irish breakfast while Dallas and Jude try to convince him that a little therapy may be just what he needs.

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whats the mood for today

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pleasepleasetellmenow

Any other Jewish folks stranded in the dome need a place to hang out and drink and celebrate the new year?

patronsaintjude

#ic #hope youre ready for me and cake roll because here we come

patronsaintjude

anyone got moods for me?

locustaaa

patronsaintjude

sorry folks this is the best one

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patronsaintjude

anyone got moods for me?

backwoodsdiscotheque

#ic #ill take it

anyone got moods for me?

#clearly i was the only one awake at midnight #ic

midnight moods?

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theircleaversandtheirknives

RP Summary: Just Like Mario Kart

Characters: Dallas, Jude, and Finn, brief appearance by one of Finn’s other housemates

Content warnings: Graphic injuries, blood, needles, emetophobia, medical stuff (IV being given, also stitches/surgical staples), self harm (by way of Jude’s powers)

Summary: After losing his fight with Castella very badly, Dallas manages to drag himself to the Vantage parking garage, where Jude meets him due to a series of vague texts they’ve exchanged. Dallas remains conscious for just long enough to keep Jude from freaking out as she haphazardly drives him home, destroying many things including his own car on the way. Upon their arrival, Finn is forced to balance patching Dallas up with soothing Jude’s panic at being thrust into such a dire situation without warning. Eventually, Dallas is as stitched up as he’s going to be, and Jude ends up spending the night.

The next day, Finn makes Jude breakfast, checking in on her and agreeing to let her stay at the house for as long as she needs to. Slightly later, Jude is the only person around when Dallas wakes up from a painkiller-induced nap, and they chat. Jude expresses her anxieties about the fact that Dallas almost died sitting right next to her, and Dallas feels immensely guilty, an emotion he does not feel very often, and greatly dislikes. He decides that he owes Jude a life debt, and the two decide they are friends, after some confusion over whether they already are or not.

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“if i fought this person would i win” El Asilo Edition part 3

Katie Carolina

End Fight Probability: There is a 60% chance she knocks you out. Listen there are a lot of jackass capitalists that need punching and Katie Carolina is not one of them. However, if she or her clone tries to rob you, then she’s fair game in the name of self defense. Watch out for her clone, if Katie doesn’t get you, the littler Katie just might. Fight her if you must.

Dakota Van Andel

End Fight Probability: There is an 80% chance he keeps showing up as a ghost in the background of all your pictures. I know he’s already dead don’t @ me but listen I have seen enough horror movies about ghosts coming back for revenge to know that he could probably fuck with you somehow. Invest in a Ouija board, maybe.

Punkrose

End Fight Probability: Lets be real here she’ll recruit you into a magical girl group or die trying. Personally, I don’t think it’s worth the emotional trauma to try to beat up Punkrose because you’ll feel bad about it later, but if you’re determined, she’d probably respond to a challenge. Problem is, there WILL be stakes and they WILL be high. Fight her if you have nothing to lose.

Nemo

End Fight Probability: There is a 100% chance she knocks you out and a 50% chance you get electrocuted. You ever see someone running around in full tactical gear with a rifle and electricity coming out of her hands? That’s Nemo. Do not fight Nemo. I cannot stress this enough. She has the power of Thor and a fucking rifle. Realistically, there is no way you can win, and you are a fool for trying. Go fight someone else.

Blair Blackwood

End Fight Probability: There is a 100% chance you regret this. You COULD fight Blair and I feel like you’d probably get a couple good hits in and that would be satisfying because down with the burgoeise and all that but then they would probably curse you and make everything you eat or drink taste like blue gogurt for the rest of your life. View discretion is advised.

Finn O’Toole

End Fight Probability: There is a 99% chance he knocks you out. Good fucking luck.

Samara

End Fight Probability: There is an 80% chance she punches you. Just being around Samara will probably make you feel brave enough to take her in a fight, maybe you will even feel like you can take on the world, but exercise caution. She literally has gauntlets made of gold. Do you know how it feels to get punched with a fist of meal? I don’t, and unlike you, I am not in a rush to find out. Fight Samara if you have dental insurance.

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lightningsprinter-blog

Characters: Jude, Artemis

CW’s: None!

Summary: Artemis is getting a tour of EAFA to help decide on another scholarship she’ll be donating to the school, and Jude, who was recently injured and is a current benefactor of one of her grants, agrees to show her around.

The pair walk and talk as Jude shows her various spots, and helps her spitball potential scholarship ideas.

It’s a lotta talky talky

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what is the mood the people demand to know

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glassyteeth

the fuck you punching doors for

breaking kidnapped uni students out of a murdered dudes basement man u gotta keep up with the news

#el asilo comes at ya fast #ic

cool pro tip do not punch big metal doors or u will break your hand

#ic #i mean i won the door broke i got powers but like ... hand also broke #you feel me