WEIRD BITCH ENERGY

i'm Millie and every time I hear Patti LuPone speak I need an inhaler to breathe & I'm not even asthmatic (sideblog for lakewife)

[scumfuckus]

2010-2011 pop was literally. katy perry doing that weird like candyland fantasy. nicki minaj queen of rap. LMFAO said 'male stripper rights'. rihanna giving sexy but make it tragic. pitbull releasing the soundtrack for like all-inclusive resort holidays to spain. ke$ha giving representation for girls who get too drunk to take their makeup off. lady gaga ended homophobia. and the cast of glee undoing all that hard work. justin bieber becoming to preteen girls what the beatles used to be for women in the 60s. 3oh!3 invented obnoxiouscore. jaaaaason deruulooo. we no speak americano

[telltaletypist]

carl when he gets his mark idk I don’t read theory

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[theweirdwideweb]

[goalsbian-deactivated20220430]

[iluvtiktok]

[unfaggy]

PERIOD

[yassmines]

this literally made me laugh so hard it shooke my BRAIN

[yassmines]

god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂 hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE

[flowerinaflame]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

You want people to stop calling everyone "burnt chicken nugget" and "smelly walnut" or whatever but how are you going to react when john-egbert-and-kylo-ren-in-the-tardis calls you a cunt, huh? What'll you do then? You gonna take that from them?

[grceland]

[vergak]

She just steps over the baby I cannot get over this

[burgrs]

barista: i have you’re brandè frappo whippy whap with an extra gunk of chumble

me: *walking to the counter and my clown shoes honk with each step*

[wizardlovingwomen]

It's black history month, so here's a few black wlw from history!

Stormé Delavarie, activist involed in the Stonewall Riots (1920 - 2014)

Josephine Baker, performer, civil rights activist and World War 2 spy (1906 - 1975)

Audre Lorde, writer and activist (1934 - 1992)

Gladys Bentley, singer and performer (1907 - 1960)

Bessie Smith, blues singer (1894 - 1937)

Lorraine Hansberry, author and playwright (1930 - 1965)

Black lesbians and bisexual women are and always have been absolutely instrumental to the LGBTQ community, and we owe them so much.

[lemondemonhater]

im the chad type, might beat up your dad type, make your momma mad type, ratatouille rat type

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kaijuno]

This is what it’s like living in Michigan

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO *buys it*

[bandtshirt]

two stars