I'm a Patastrophe

29, Sacramento, rock climber, I like bread, birds are dope, I killed Kate Marsh...

[pattstick]

Nice mirror

[hallohartje]

野原くろ(@nohara96)

[manyafandomx]

[imighthaveinkedyouin]

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[krambee]

noonoo….

[therandominmyhead]

[questfortori]

Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)

[questfortori]

To everyone saying it’s not real:

[bogleech]

This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten

[jisuto]

[playstationpark]

Hyper #103, May 2002 - ‘Final Fantasy X’ cover.

[jessdrawz]

look both ways ↔️

[howtobeafuckinglady]

[365gleit]

Point Reyes, CA

February 2016

[canmking]

C o s y

[k-eke]

Do not fear.

[sustancy]

[cum-padre]

I stole this gif from sixpence just to say these are my nuts on a hot summer day

[modismod]

[bold-baddie]