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Paul, richie keeps saying 67 what is tha
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I don’t know…
Is this a spel) paul s&ould i be scared
Maybe the real reason why Paul is such a nervous wreck is because he’s got undiagnosed anxiety (& autism) and caffeine intolerance
@paul-matthews87
did you have braces you seem like the type to have had braces
I did. It was pretty embarrassing.
Oh 🙁
Im so happy i was directly created as an adult
Can i get 40 bucks
For what
For being really really nice
Fine
Just because you are nice
Yay!
Can i get 40 bucks
For what
For being really really nice
Can i get 40 bucks
paulclone oc art in 2026? what idiot would even do that
drew some of my fryands ocs 22 & 11
paulclone oc art in 2026? what idiot would even do that
Guys i jist recieved a text that said i dont forwatd the message to 15 people ill get attacked im really sorry to all tje people i sent it too i panicked
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FORTWARD IT QUIVKLY BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPENS
Ok ok.
You do realize those aren’t real right???
How do yiu KNow maybe thatss what they want you to think to trick you
Guys i jist recieved a text that said i dont forwatd the message to 15 people ill get attacked im really sorry to all tje people i sent it too i panicked
?????
FORTWARD IT QUIVKLY BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPENS
My muse is now a guest in a talk show
Send 🎤 + a question and my muse will answer it while still on camera
do you know where they hide the cookies in the kitchen
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Who’s hiding them? Uh…they’re usually just in the pantry.
uhh m- maybe the othersss are trying to hide them from me again *they kick random dirt on the floor* i mean i could totally just.. buy more with your money rightt :>
Didn’t you steal from me last time? Do you really need more of my money?
*He made sure his wallet was in his pocket. He didn’t want it stolen by them again. Fuckass.*
"I mean come onn that was- s- like what a long time ago-o?.. ish?" *they gestured their hands in a dramatic way, and adjusted their falling glasses* "I wouldnt ss..steal your wallet again, tr- trust me." :] "Probably."
33, that was like…a week ago. I’m sorry, but I just don’t trust you.
*He stared at his wallet before sighing.*
How much do you need..?
"first of all.. what IS money..?" *they started, sounding like ted when he needed to convince paul to give him the last cup of coffee at the break room.* "I wouldnt want you to walk around with- with- such a heavy weight in your pockets, but really its up to y-you. ...Twenzie taught me how to con.. convin- uh.. make others listen to me more, did that work? :]"
*they attempted to lean against the nearby table/counter, missing and almost falling over before regaining composure and standing as straight as they can* "..we should rearrange this living room."
…I can tell.
*He chuckled nervously. Of course they’d been teaching each other! Of course!! Just what he needed.*
Yeah, definitely. Look, I’m not giving you my entire wallet. We all know what happened last time. I’ll give you 20 bucks though? Enough to get you cookies and some other stuff? Sound good?
"fineee.. how about uhh 30? 50? presumably h-.. higher?"
How about 25 bucks and extra sweets when I get the chance?
"mannn I wanted to get the new choc-chocolate cake at the bakery"
*He sighs, handing him another 20 bucks.*
Fine. Just, please, don’t get into anymore trouble. I can’t have the police knocking on our door again.
"thankss!!.. Okayy okay, okay itll be okay :(
Also in my defense, i thought with my diffefr- different outfit and the glasses would make the cops think im someone else like m-most people."
I mean, I guess it makes sense in retrospect. We all look the same though, so…yeah. Either way, not your fault. Just don’t steal anything and we’ll be fine.
"and- aaanddd whos going to stop me?" *they put their arms on their hips looking as awkwardly confident as that one pete spankoffski pose*
The cops, if they see you.
*At this point, he’s just slapping his own face.*
PLEASE. Don’t steal. It’s all I’m asking.
(sigghhh) "fine then-.. i could buy you something while im- out though! :}"
Ahh, you don’t have to. It’s up to you, it’s your money, after all. Well…my money, but you get the point.
*He shrugs.*
"-said the boring white man 😒..finee ill get going ! Thanksssss f-for the money paul 😁"
do you know where they hide the cookies in the kitchen
-33
Who’s hiding them? Uh…they’re usually just in the pantry.
uhh m- maybe the othersss are trying to hide them from me again *they kick random dirt on the floor* i mean i could totally just.. buy more with your money rightt :>
Didn’t you steal from me last time? Do you really need more of my money?
*He made sure his wallet was in his pocket. He didn’t want it stolen by them again. Fuckass.*
"I mean come onn that was- s- like what a long time ago-o?.. ish?" *they gestured their hands in a dramatic way, and adjusted their falling glasses* "I wouldnt ss..steal your wallet again, tr- trust me." :] "Probably."
33, that was like…a week ago. I’m sorry, but I just don’t trust you.
*He stared at his wallet before sighing.*
How much do you need..?
"first of all.. what IS money..?" *they started, sounding like ted when he needed to convince paul to give him the last cup of coffee at the break room.* "I wouldnt want you to walk around with- with- such a heavy weight in your pockets, but really its up to y-you. ...Twenzie taught me how to con.. convin- uh.. make others listen to me more, did that work? :]"
*they attempted to lean against the nearby table/counter, missing and almost falling over before regaining composure and standing as straight as they can* "..we should rearrange this living room."
…I can tell.
*He chuckled nervously. Of course they’d been teaching each other! Of course!! Just what he needed.*
Yeah, definitely. Look, I’m not giving you my entire wallet. We all know what happened last time. I’ll give you 20 bucks though? Enough to get you cookies and some other stuff? Sound good?
"fineee.. how about uhh 30? 50? presumably h-.. higher?"
How about 25 bucks and extra sweets when I get the chance?
"mannn I wanted to get the new choc-chocolate cake at the bakery"
*He sighs, handing him another 20 bucks.*
Fine. Just, please, don’t get into anymore trouble. I can’t have the police knocking on our door again.
"thankss!!.. Okayy okay, okay itll be okay :(
Also in my defense, i thought with my diffefr- different outfit and the glasses would make the cops think im someone else like m-most people."
I mean, I guess it makes sense in retrospect. We all look the same though, so…yeah. Either way, not your fault. Just don’t steal anything and we’ll be fine.
"and- aaanddd whos going to stop me?" *they put their arms on their hips looking as awkwardly confident as that one pete spankoffski pose*
The cops, if they see you.
*At this point, he’s just slapping his own face.*
PLEASE. Don’t steal. It’s all I’m asking.
(sigghhh) "fine then-.. i could buy you something while im- out though! :}"
do you know where they hide the cookies in the kitchen
-33
Who’s hiding them? Uh…they’re usually just in the pantry.
uhh m- maybe the othersss are trying to hide them from me again *they kick random dirt on the floor* i mean i could totally just.. buy more with your money rightt :>
Didn’t you steal from me last time? Do you really need more of my money?
*He made sure his wallet was in his pocket. He didn’t want it stolen by them again. Fuckass.*
"I mean come onn that was- s- like what a long time ago-o?.. ish?" *they gestured their hands in a dramatic way, and adjusted their falling glasses* "I wouldnt ss..steal your wallet again, tr- trust me." :] "Probably."
33, that was like…a week ago. I’m sorry, but I just don’t trust you.
*He stared at his wallet before sighing.*
How much do you need..?
"first of all.. what IS money..?" *they started, sounding like ted when he needed to convince paul to give him the last cup of coffee at the break room.* "I wouldnt want you to walk around with- with- such a heavy weight in your pockets, but really its up to y-you. ...Twenzie taught me how to con.. convin- uh.. make others listen to me more, did that work? :]"
*they attempted to lean against the nearby table/counter, missing and almost falling over before regaining composure and standing as straight as they can* "..we should rearrange this living room."
…I can tell.
*He chuckled nervously. Of course they’d been teaching each other! Of course!! Just what he needed.*
Yeah, definitely. Look, I’m not giving you my entire wallet. We all know what happened last time. I’ll give you 20 bucks though? Enough to get you cookies and some other stuff? Sound good?
"fineee.. how about uhh 30? 50? presumably h-.. higher?"
How about 25 bucks and extra sweets when I get the chance?
"mannn I wanted to get the new choc-chocolate cake at the bakery"
*He sighs, handing him another 20 bucks.*
Fine. Just, please, don’t get into anymore trouble. I can’t have the police knocking on our door again.
"thankss!!.. Okayy okay, okay itll be okay :(
Also in my defense, i thought with my diffefr- different outfit and the glasses would make the cops think im someone else like m-most people."
I mean, I guess it makes sense in retrospect. We all look the same though, so…yeah. Either way, not your fault. Just don’t steal anything and we’ll be fine.
"and- aaanddd whos going to stop me?" *they put their arms on their hips looking as awkwardly confident as that one pete spankoffski pose*
do you know where they hide the cookies in the kitchen
-33
Who’s hiding them? Uh…they’re usually just in the pantry.
uhh m- maybe the othersss are trying to hide them from me again *they kick random dirt on the floor* i mean i could totally just.. buy more with your money rightt :>
Didn’t you steal from me last time? Do you really need more of my money?
*He made sure his wallet was in his pocket. He didn’t want it stolen by them again. Fuckass.*
"I mean come onn that was- s- like what a long time ago-o?.. ish?" *they gestured their hands in a dramatic way, and adjusted their falling glasses* "I wouldnt ss..steal your wallet again, tr- trust me." :] "Probably."
33, that was like…a week ago. I’m sorry, but I just don’t trust you.
*He stared at his wallet before sighing.*
How much do you need..?
"first of all.. what IS money..?" *they started, sounding like ted when he needed to convince paul to give him the last cup of coffee at the break room.* "I wouldnt want you to walk around with- with- such a heavy weight in your pockets, but really its up to y-you. ...Twenzie taught me how to con.. convin- uh.. make others listen to me more, did that work? :]"
*they attempted to lean against the nearby table/counter, missing and almost falling over before regaining composure and standing as straight as they can* "..we should rearrange this living room."
…I can tell.
*He chuckled nervously. Of course they’d been teaching each other! Of course!! Just what he needed.*
Yeah, definitely. Look, I’m not giving you my entire wallet. We all know what happened last time. I’ll give you 20 bucks though? Enough to get you cookies and some other stuff? Sound good?
"fineee.. how about uhh 30? 50? presumably h-.. higher?"
How about 25 bucks and extra sweets when I get the chance?
"mannn I wanted to get the new choc-chocolate cake at the bakery"
*He sighs, handing him another 20 bucks.*
Fine. Just, please, don’t get into anymore trouble. I can’t have the police knocking on our door again.
"thankss!!.. Okayy okay, okay itll be okay :(
Also in my defense, i thought with my diffefr- different outfit and the glasses would make the cops think im someone else like m-most people."