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Zhiyong Jing, Insomnia

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

thollandss-deactivated20231215

reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺

sun-moon-talia

idc if my mutual completely switches fandoms and never posts about dc comics again i’m loyal. yeah babe keep posting about your animes that i’m never gonna watch. i don’t know what the hell you’re talking about but you have my follow for LIFE.

64mpg

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

64mpg

it’s just not possible

olenndo0

"we fit each other...like hand and glove."

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

fairycosmos

can’t talk right now. im partaking in the social ritual of correct micro facial expressions

bellabolgerart

mother mary couldn’t save this lamb 🐑

circusheart

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

ooppo

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

youremysunshine8

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

Leon

Energy drink 💪

Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.

"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."

"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.

"He's one of them transgenders."

"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."

weshallbekind

Also, please understand that SO often the real issue these people have is that they just want to say something inappropriate. They don't like being told they can't say "fag", so they'd say it for a reaction, just like a teenager would.

Shut down the conversation without reacting.

"His dick, not mine" will get you much further to shutting that guy down than "well it's really inappropriate to call someone a slur while I'm the job site".

And that's the point. To shut them up. To make them quit saying shit like that. The first one makes him seem kinda weird for caring about what that guy does with his dick. The second one gives him something to fight against and make a big deal about.