ANDROMALIUS

"A vida é na verdade apenas uma visão, um sonho. Nada existe além de um espaço vazio e você. Você não é nada mais do que um pensamento."

[devonkong]

Surfing Pikachu on the Great Wave off Kanagawa

Artist: Devon Kong Year: ca. 2017–2018 Type: Digital art

[corsolanite]

Detective Pikachu recreated the dance from a Key & Peele sketch!

[paulnogard]

Carnaval suado e cansado 🚴 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (em Parque Tingui) https://www.instagram.com/paulovaladao/p/Bum_2SuBaAH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d2kroiyysfnz

[haidaspicciare]

Blur - Coffee and Tv

[chemademedoit-deactivated201602]

Scully phone wallpaper I made in pixlr

[staff]

Take a look at this dual purpose phone wallpaper. (Its other purpose is a blog post.)

[paulnogard]

And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder One of the four beasts saying Come and see And I saw And behold, a white horse And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts And I looked and behold: a pale horse And his name, that sat on him, was Death And Hell followed with him

“The Man Comes Around“ Johnny Cash

[forgamers]

[fueled-by-nightcore]

[mrsimpsonweb]

[yinqors-deactivated20141206]

[nesft-deactivated20180108]

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

[notcuddles]

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

[red3blog]

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

[pardonmewhileipanic]

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

[whitmerule]

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

[queenbloo-blog]

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

[askfordoodles]

birbs just wanna have fun

[huntersonthewingarchive]

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

[the-awkward-turt]

My spirit animal

[stimman3000]

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[glassbonespaperskin]

omg look at that smile!! too cute!! asdfghjklasdfghjkl

[naturalpalettes]

[teambleach]

[valscrapbook]

[babyanimalgifs]

[wonderboysongoku]

[joannus]