too old for this shit

I'm Paul Rudd. It rhymes with Tall Stud. I know I'm not that tall. No, no one wants to be called Small Dud. Why am I arguing with a computer? [rp only]

[paulstephen-rudd]

Renner4Real: Anyone miss me?

PRudd: @Renner4Real every second of my life.

[paulstephen-rudd]

KatDennings: My TV boyfriend is in a new show. Playing someone called Max. Not gonna lie, it's kinda tripping me.

PRudd: @KatDennings I thought it was weird that I was going to play a waitress named Max, but I didn't question it.

[paulstephen-rudd]

KatDennings: When you text your boyfriend about his new movie trailer and he didn't know it was out. Go watch it. He gets Taller and Studder #realword

PRudd: Whoops. Also, I told them to use "he gets taller and studder as the tagline, but nooooo. Probably why I didn't pay attention to when the trailer came out.

[paulstephen-rudd]

PRudd: 😴

[paulstephen-rudd]

PRudd: Apparently it's Nic Cage's birthday. I don't know any other important birthdays today...

[paulstephen-rudd]

PRudd: why do my plans never go as expected?

[harry-lloyds]

[paulstephen-rudd]

Renner4Real: Chest pain. This is the end.

PRudd: @Renner4Real NOOOOOOOOO.

[paulstephen-rudd]

KatDennings: @P_Rudd Plot twist no one saw coming #andyoullfinallylook21

P_Rudd: @KatDennings but that the people want #AreYouSayingImAging #OhNo.

[paulstephen-rudd]

KatDennings: New Thor looks pretty cool. Darcy Lewis spin off where she and Jane run off into the sunset is gonna be even better. #Coming2035

P_Rudd: @KatDennings until Ant Man intervenes #Coming2040 #whenim71

[paulstephen-rudd]

KatDennings: @PRudd #cupinacap

PRudd: @KatDennings I heard that hugh jackman works at outback now.

[paulstephen-rudd]

KatDennings: @PRudd i got a drinking problem.

PRudd: @KatDennings I've got a prime toenail.

[paulstephen-rudd]

KatDennings: @PRudd Jesus.

PRudd: @KatDennings I'm not fucking jackie chan.

[paulstephen-rudd]

KatDennings: @PRudd New twitter, who dis?

PRudd: @KatDennings #itshammertime

[paulstephen-rudd]

PRudd: Kids are out and I've got the girlfriend in my bed 😏😏😏

[paulruddaily]

[on filming Capain America: Civil War] Your character, he’s genuinely starstruck that Captain America is there?

[randompaulruddimages]