im intelligents as hell boy

i post primarily on twitter now: @neopreneboy

[lagonegirl]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

[wetorturedsomefolks]

finally some accuracy on this post

[quickweaves]

Wow

[bixlas-acc-reactivated]

Nsjssjjsns

[biohazerd]

😂😂😂

[chrisdornerfanclub]

You're named after the two bravest people I know

Molly Percocet

[paulwallbutprettier]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[sonypraystation]

may the church say big mood

[tofillwithfruit]

i always hated how low-poly and poorly textured the far-off terrain was in new vegas but it turns out that’s actually what nevada looks like

[dammit-desmond-deactivated20180]

[paulwallbutprettier]

this website sucks

[onlytwitterpics]

[sonypraystation]

the breath after yall eatin salt n vinegar chips is the reason the ozone layer deleted in the first place

[paulwallbutprettier]

came on this app for the first time in damn near three days and this is the post at the top of my TL.

legendary

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

one of my favorite things is when white people don’t know what to censor in songs like they just let jeezy say “mr whip an 9 and get a half a pie” on a sunday evening in this beats commercial

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

i be in the boy’s bathroom like

[ammit420]

[homophu-deactivated20180101]

the healthbyholly holy trinity

[sioxh]

Donald Judd, Untitled

Stainless steel and amber plexiglass

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my favorite thing is when people from your high school who got married at 20 and have three kids at 22 post shit like “living with your significant other isn’t all fun it’s constant fighting and discomfort and never being happy! constant misery is natural and expected don’t get your hopes up! buy these pyramid scheme beauty products btw”

[gslme7rg8yrvtfwkzwpjs777qeq3ox3]

[thotdell]

I’m screaming

[7mangoes]

i hate this!!!

[ohitsjustgreg-deactivated202206]

Jeff Teague look like Lloyd Banks and Paul George’s lineup looks like it was done by someone who didn’t like him.

[creamynut]

God dam bruh this whole ting 😭

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Y'all wrong for this one

[tsunamiwavesurfing]