Fancies

I'm daddy's princess and little,My life is a magnificent garden party and you're not invited.

[beyoncemakesart]

[997]

history being made

[breathingsboring-deactivated202]

[propheticfire]

[hotvampireadjacent]

this is what living in the midwest is like and the corn screams back sometimes

[snorlaxatives]

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[fuckyesmichaelbjordan]

I mean…

[systlin]

Bitch I watched all the LOTR extended editions back to back you think I won’t sit in the theatre for 4 hours???

You fools. I’ll bring dinner. 

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Producers: you can’t possibly be able to watch 4 hours of black panther

Me: *shows up with food and blankets* you underestimate my power

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[frank-macmurphy-deactivated2020]

[https-graces]

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

[https-graces]

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

[warmhappycat]

Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.

[ruinedchildhood]

[throwbackblr]

And 30 years of The Jeffersons reruns. 

[ostolero]

Most common life mistakes:

hurtling with reckless abandon

[pokemon-photography]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pickleston]

[rob-pattinson]

ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD (2019), dir. Quentin Tarantino

[wadey-wilson]

[arculous]

Holy trinity