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chocolaterichard:

“Don’t tell me you’re sick of football. Next thing you’ll be moving to Australia, talking about soccer or some shit. Cheerio, asshole.”

“I’ve got a couple places in mind, come on. No barbecue, either.”

Cheerio, dickweed. It’s been thirteen years, I’m fucking sick of football.

#rich

chocolaterichard:

“Okay, but where do you wanna go?”

Wherever doesn’t have a football field.

#rich

chocolaterichard:

“Fuckin’ told you so.”

“What’s going on this weekend?”

You got me here, show me shit.

#rich

chocolaterichard:

“Here comes the plane, Pax.”

Shit.

Pretty good.

#rich

chocolaterichard:

“My dude, it’s the best barbecue in Boston. Try it.”

Barbeque comes on a bun with pickles; what the fuck is this?

#rich

richardhershey

“What’re you apologizing for? It’s not like you did it.”

“Man, c’mon, have a beer. We know you’re hurting. Nothing leaves this space.”

wrothofalex

It was more of a general sympathy thing than an apology.

I can go if it’s weird.

paxtoncarr

It’s not weird but I’m not going to badmouth her in front of you, either. And normally I would be because she’s a bitch and I’m fucking pissed about it.

I don’t know what I’m more pissed about. The fact that I drove twelve hours to surprise her and walked into her fucking him? Maybe... the fact that I sat there waiting my turn to talk instead of just leaving? Maybe that she was texting and calling me all week? Specific times, that makes sense now. Could be that she was going to stay with me. She wasn’t going to say a word to me. Loves the guy who just got out of prison and was going to fuck him all week, drop him somehow and stay with me, somehow. Ho-kay.

#alex #rich

richardhershey

“I mean, I don’t want to say I told you so, but— I mean, I did warn you about the Hardings. Ma did, too. Look, don’t worry about it. We’ve got beer, and lots of it. You’ll be over this shit in no time, and well on your way to a full recovery by the end of break.”

wrothofalex

You warned him about– Whatever.

Sleep for a few hours would probably help more than the beer. Sorry one of my best friends pulled some next level crap.

paxtoncarr

I’m just going to shut my mouth.

“Oh, yikes.”

She told you that?

Clear as glass.

“Pass out? This early? Oh, come on, brother, that’s just pathetic.”

wrothofalex

He’s had a day. To say the least.

paxtoncarr

So Jana left last… Wednesday? Anyway, to come into town, same reason Alex is here. I wasn’t supposed get out out until this coming Thursday but on Saturday, I guess it was, she mentioned hardly seeing me anymore. I see that, you know, it’s been since mid-summer that I’ve gotten to spend more than two days in a damn row. So I packed up last night and left. Bye-week anyway. Texted her outside of Wesley, no answer, fine, right, she’s sleeping? I walk into her house and she is full on fucking this dude. He had no idea about me. None. So he’s shocked, apologizing, goes to leave and she asks him not to. So when he does anyway she tells me she loves him. Just– fucking awesome fifteen hours, man.

#rich #alex