All the Payday Confessions

Welcome to Payday Confessions a place where you can confess all the things about the Payday Games by Overkill Feel free to message us and we will do the rest

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Considering all the shit that happens to Twitch (escape, watchdogs etc.) I think the 200 bil. deduction for when you go infamous pays off his medical bills; or it goes straight to Bain Either one

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Sydney is so pretty. Like I just love her so much.

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I think it's really hot that you can see panty lines on Clover's character model

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A friend of mine says the edgiest shit when getting mad at PD2. It's weird. Doesn't scare me that much, but it's just weird. Then again, we haven't played PD2 in a while. I think that's due to me getting a bit bored of the game and him refusing to do stealth.

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Whenever Sokol says "Cloaker smoker" I can only imagine him smoking a Cloaker like a blunt

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Whenever I'm playing Hoxton Breakout Day 2, I have any painting I find off of the wall, and even actively seek them out. I can't have a clear conscience without them all being broken.

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Houston is my favorite character. I don't really know if this is still a thing, but community hated him for many reasons. One of these reasons is because of "stupid voice". I don't like my own voice, so I feel something like emotional bond with Houston. That's why he is my favorite. 

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i was playing undercover on dw and said "shields are dicks" because i got downed by two of those fuckers running down a narrow-ass hallway. almost immediately after i said that, my game (and computer) crashed. did i offend the game? is the game secretly a shield?

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I once got so pissed at a pubby because of Shadow Raid being failed so much, that I threatened to shove Sokol's hockey stick up their ass

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Sometimes when a player is down I don't feel like reviving them. And I have inspire aced. Oops.

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I ship the hell out of Hoxton and Wolf, and everytime I hear Hoxton calling him 'Wolfy'or Wolf making nicknames for Hox, I DON'T FANGIRL. I AGGRESSIVELY FANGIRL

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I really want to play other heisters like hox or jimmy but I cant bring myself to not play jacket

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My gf plays Sydney and has a bad habit of getting stuck on literally everything; slot machines, statues, pool tables, BFD, printers... you name it. It's become habit to take the rocket launcher with me - even on heists where it's not viable - just to shoot her with it and get her unstuck.

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I like to think Sokol and Wick would have a conversation in Russian

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I like to think that Cloakers would drop kick their Dozer and Taser comrades for fun whenever there wasn't anything to do.

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Me and my friends have an inside joke about how we worship alesso and how he's a god among men because of how abundant that advertisement is.

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Because of hoxton, I constanly say "Wanker" and "Fucking Twat" I also like quoting him.