The Dollar Store Phone Guy

- - - - Ben / 22 / He/him - - - - [Icon by Stariitea] Just a blog for my FNaF so I don’t clog my main and annoy my followers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ He/him/his pronouns, please! Proship (adult/minor & incest especially) fuck off I will spaghettifiy you like a black hole Main is shippindots but all the FNaF is here

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ABOUT PINNED POST https://ko-fi.com/carriioneater ^buy me a coffee, help me pay for my testosterone/groceries or order a commission

About The…

BLOG RUNNER/“AUTHOR” -

He / Him pronouns only please and thank you

I go by Dan, Ben, Author, whatever

21 (I missed my 5 years at Freddy’s for this blog but ThATS ok bc I can officially toast to it now)

Gay/Ace/Trans and so is Michael Afton bc I said so suck it up ✌️

I am appalachian & Scottish and proud and I tend to type how i talk so if you ever need to be clarify what smth means just lmk! I grew up around both dialects so my dialect is like a mix of it 👍

Absolutely adore horror and my tolerance for practical effects/fake gore is a lot higher (don’t watch human centipede two it is not worth it even for shits and giggles it’s legit the only “horror” “”””movie”””” I have not be able to finish)

I’ve experienced a lot more Real Life and realized a lot of this pointless fandom drama doesn’t matter so I don’t care anymore and also I’m meaner now bc of shit I won’t get into and on testosterone so yay me

BLOG

Started as an update blog for a story, ‘If Truth Were Known’, which was an old old old PurplePhone thing I wrote in middle school

Now is home to the Magpies AU! Which is my own take/spin on the FNaF lore! It’s very Aftons/Emilys centric and I will not be going lightly with it :3

Do expect a lot heavier content now for anyone who was previously following me, I’m very much of the mindset of “it’s not real” to a point so I’m much less kind to these characters lmao

DNI

Transmeds, Truscum, TERFs and Exclusionists of the aphobic/amisic and binary-centric variety,

- please kindly see your ways out the door and back to the 1920s where your mindsets belong, it’s 2023, get your head out of your ass, people exist outside of realms you will understand and that is a you problem, not theirs

Proshippers, particularly of the incest and child x adult/pedophilia variety,

- please see yourself out the door and into the nearest prison before I get my hands on you, toxic relationship shippers are on thin ice but as long as you are not trying to justify how a character being manipulated is actually so healthy and good for them we can coexist, but I draw the fucking line at romanticizing/sexualizing CSA and Incest, too many people I know are survivors and y'all need to back the fuck up

William Afton Apologists, you have specific criteria

If you do not

- pull a LadyFizi/PinkyPills/WDA and sexualize the children?? Fuckin Freaks

- try to genuinely for realsies justify child murder

- try to imply he is a "kid diddler"

We can coexist peacefully, it’s like common sense rules

Uhh ok that’s all I’ll add more later

[carriioneater]

Doing some $25 puppet animated icons for Pride month!

Ko-Fi listing! (I can take most payment methods, kofi is so I can take card!)

I’ll do OCs, canon characters, pets, etc, whatever!

Proceeds are going towards finding myself a new HRT provider, getting a new packer & rent/groceries!

You can also use the code PRIDE25 For 25% off my commissions as well!

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can i play angry birds on your phone

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US folks, tomorrow (December 7, 2023) the senate is going to vote on sending $14.3 billion more in funding for Israel. (It’s a huge funding bill for “defense funding” for many things, but they also included more funding for ICE in the bill). Please take 2 minutes to use this action tool to call your reps and demand they vote no to more funding for Israel

And please share this action tool with 3 people you know. You can literally copy-paste this post to them if you don’t know what to say

[mychapel-004]

FNAF SPOILERS! SCROLL! TALKING ABOUT THE SPRINGLOCK SCENE!

i’ve seen so many people discussing the springlock scene in both negative and positive ways and i think it brings up really cool points about how matthew played that scene and balanced fan expectations with his own characterisation.

i think the discussions around this movie have rlly exposed the disconnect between fanon and canon in fnaf, especially talking abt the core games in isolation, bc frankly in the game universe (ignoring the books) we get Very Little characterisation for William other than the obvious, but Matthew managed to add so much in the way he talks and his body language.

in the reveal scene, we see afton at arguably his peak. in his first scene, he comes off as somewhat demeaning and judgemental until he recognises mike’s name, at which point he seems to have this nervous energy, rushing to cover it up but stumbling slightly, his reaction to the tables being turned even slightly is massive.

this is a man who committed multiple mrdrs in essentially broad daylight, hid the bodies in the most obvious place, and still got away with it, and then kept the crime scene as a trophy of his actions, and an ongoing prison sentence for his victims. he has been in complete control for decades, and is confident that he can deal with any kind of threat quickly. his confidence in his reveal is palpable

it changes when vanessa shoots him. the whole parallel with vanessa and the animatronics is hugely interesting too- how william refers to the animatronics almost endearingly as “kids” when he wants them to obey, how both vanny and the animatronics have an unearned loyalty to him, almost a pseudo-adoption through what he did to them, taking them from their parents and keeping them under his thumb, forever stuck as naive, forgiving, obedient children. vanessa breaking from that control shakes him, but the mask slips back into place almost immediately.

then, he’s outsmarted by the brother of one of his victims, and the child he planned to end next. his pseudo-children turn on him and he can no longer manipulate his appearance or shed his skin to escape. he explodes on them, and his language is incredibly telling that he is being dishonest.

he calls them small, trying to belittle them into submission, even though they are ten feet tall metal animatronics powered by rage. he is grasping at straws to regain control, and failing miserably.

finally, the springlocks go off. the locks in the movie look more like a ribcage, so the first two likely puncture his lungs. they’re slow, and painful, but he doesn’t scream or beg or sob. he grunts and groans, gritting his teeth and only letting out sounds of pain that sound almost involuntary. there is no way in hell he would visibly let himself show weakness or pain in front of these creatures that he believes he has control over. he isn’t brought to his knees until there are eight metal spikes embedded in his abdomen. he doesn’t let the mask fall for even a second, until he literally PUTS THE ACTUAL MASK ON and finally collapses. even then, he’s fighting for consciousness, twitching and writhing with no control over his body. william afton thrives on control, and his soul will not rest until he gets it back.

it’s why he keeps the pizzeria- he always comes back. he can’t help but return to the scene of the crime, putting on his old costume, continuing his killings. he revels in being a constant threat on the horizon. and now, he knows he is going to die, and he knows the suit will bring him back, and noone will be able to get rid of him then. so he puts the mask back on, and waits.

in terms of the sfx- they’re pretty accurate. with stab wounds, you need to leave the knife in the wound as long as possible for best chance of survival, as it stops the blood from escaping. in terms of the springlocks, there wouldn’t be copious amounts of blood as the locks are keeping the wounds filled- which is good because it means a slower, more painful death.

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u can see the reflection of the tv when its nighttime in my grandparents glass door in the basement nd while we were looking at lightning my little brother chromecasted a pic of freddy fazbear so itd look like he was outside it was the funniest thing ever

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ABOUT THE…

MUN/AUTHOR-

He/him or they/them (I’m pronoun apathetic, but i prefer those two unless you know me very well)

Goes by Daniel

15

Panromantic Asexual (unrelated to anything, I just like to let people know :)) )

likes mild gore (i can’t handle extreme stuff like guts if it’s realistic)

takes some requests, but will refuse if they’re an uncomforting topic (and there’s no promise they’ll get done unless it’s a commission)

(Not sharing my main for now, just to be safe)

BLOG

Started as an update blog for a story

got out of hand with shitposts

turned into a side blog

is an ask blog

STORY

Started as a cringy purple//phone fic

turned into more of a horror story with a cute, different ship sprinkled in (cough jere/mike with fritz implied to have been in it)

tons of angst!!!

will get darker as it goes

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Oh my god I need to update this lmao

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Doodlin Ft. Markiplier

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I LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE the movie was very good and the fixation is HYPER sooooo... here's a redraw of my super old fnaf piece, Sins Of The Father, which looks Much better when it's symmetrical & centered (alt version and the original from 2017 under the cut, do not repost)

[youaremyeverlovin]

so i'm seeing this post go around quite a bit uncritically with links to straight up donate to ukrainian neo-nazi groups so i'll break it down, here's the post you'll probably see:

here's the contents of one link, calling themselves "freikorps" and using what looks to be an azov battalion insignia as an avatar:

and here's what the azov battalion is if you don't know:

Azov Battalion - Wikipedia

now here's another link this time with with a pic of ppl flying a right sector flag:

if you dont know what right sector is:

Right Sector - Wikipedia

so please don't donate to this shit, the situation isn't just some simple little good guy vs big bad guy thing, if you see someone sharing that post, try sharing this with them bcus they probably don't know

[bbyvegan]

Russia-Ukraine Crisis/War: Info and ways to help

How to help Ukrainians in the wake of the impending conflict.

Ukrainians put together a list of resources on how foreigners can help. There are all reputable organizations doing good work.

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Earn it act

Hey besties,,,, have you heard of the earn it act?

tw mention of porn (not in detail), sexual harassment a new bill called the EARN IT act is currently in senate right now. it’s being advertised as a way to ‘protect children from explicit content’, but the reality of it is that its super dangerous.  if it’s passed websites like tumblr,  archive of our own, wattpad, twitter ect., will be held legally responsible for the content that it’s users put out. one of those consequences being that anything considered ‘dangerous to children’ must eliminated or be sued. bc this bill is backed by a queerphobic group, this includes ANY LGBT+ content, education about one’s sexuality. if this bill passes then companies will be forced to destroy encryption bc the bill is not specific at all about what it wants moderated. for the record, that’s the thing that keeps the government from looking into people’s personal DMs, images ect., ect., this means people talking about their trauma, being queer, activists for human right’s data will be free game. its SUPER dangerous. would you take resources from me to help, or at least spread the word around as much as you can? https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xcjeKqml8QbqiaTfDiciMQ5AnjxoVHh6T6sAMM5D2EU/edit

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Please look at my sgrunkly Vanessa redesign

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today (27 Jan) is International Holocaust Memorial Day, so I've compiled a list of charities you can donate to which help to preserve European Jewish culture as well as supporting living Jewish communities, especially in Eastern Europe, as a way to honour victims of the Holocaust both by preserving their memory and by supporting the European Jewish communities that the Nazis aimed to destroy.

- YIVO; founded in Vilne, Lithuania in 1925 and now based in New York, is one of the largest organisations for the preservation and education of Yiddish, as well as hosting the largest archive of Eastern European Jewish materials (23 million items) - including many which were rescued from Nazi book-burning by Jewish resistance. It is the ONLY prewar Jewish library and archive to have survived the Holocaust.

- World Jewish Relief, formed during the Holocaust by the UK Jewish community to aid the evacuation of German Jews. The majority of their modern day work focuses on aiding vulnerable Jewish communities in Eastern Europe. They also provide aid to refugees, disabled and elderly people, and respond to international disasters across the world.

- The Yiddish Book Centre hosts an online archive of hundreds of digitised Yiddish books (many with translations), as well as a video oral history archive with 1000+ Jewish people of all ages and backgrounds telling their own stories, many in Yiddish (with subtitles). They also train new Yiddish translators and run lectures, education programs, film screenings, music festivals, and the world's first Yiddish museum.

- The Together Plan supports post-Soviet Jewish communities, especially in Belarus due to the current instability there. As well as supporting Jewish communities with aid, education, and community building; they also record and translate Holocaust testimonies, preserve Jewish graveyards, and run education on Jewish Belarus.

- The European Jewish Cemeteries Initiative works to preserve and restore Jewish cemeteries, particularly in countries whose Jewish populations were decimated by the Holocaust, which left cemeteries to be vandalised and fall into decay. This is an important act in honouring the dignity of the dead, as well as witnessing and preserving the presence of lost European Jewish life.

If you have no money to spare, consider spending some time browsing the testimony and history hosted on YIVO and the Yiddish Book Centre as an act of memorial.

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It’s fucking freezing and we have no food or water bc I was going to stop in Gallup. Now I’m 30 miles out on the side of the road, stuck bc someone decided to brake check me during a fucking blizzard.

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Anyways. Fuck aggressive drivers.

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Please help us out. I don’t know if I’ll need repairs but please help a stranded cat dad and his baby out

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Not that I’d even want to interact with police but like…. 6 state police cars have driven by and not a single pig got out to see if we are ok. Literally a brown man that’s a firefighter on duty stopped to ask if I was ok. Been freezing for hours but we are ok.

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My tow truck driver is 1 hour away. I could definitely use some help buying food, gas, and possible repairs for my very extended ride home. Thank you all. I’m just thankful to be alive.

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I got home and my house was robbed. My switch is gone. My games are gone. My clothes is gone. My printer is gone. My art supplies are gone. My door is broken and won’t lock. I am so lucky I had Celestine with me because she could have been kidnapped or lost. I don’t even know what to do. I am broke and now my home is ransacked.

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I ended up getting a couple nails in my front tires on my drive back yesterday. I need to replace my 2 front tires, the total is listed above. After everything that has occurred, I deeply need some support so I can get out of this state and into a safer living environment. Please boost if you have the heart. I’m wishing everyone so much happiness, health, and success.

[fazcrew]

((Tw for ped/philia)) Warning for a user going around the FNAF community as “Mason”

Some of you may remember his name if you were in a fnaf server I was in, you might remember he got kicked/banned because it came to our knowledge he was participating in pedophilic roleplays. He had also made a public apology confirming that he did do those things but it has since been deleted. It turns out he is still active in the fandom and around many minors which is very dangerous so I decided to make a post warning about him. Im only aware of these blogs on tumblr that he runs but afaik hes also active on freddit.

@/1speedyyoshi @/redbloodbluetears (he lists this in discord intros but i cant find the blog so it might be deleted, this was where the apology was last) (This is his discord @)

Under the cut I compiled the screenshots/evidence of what he did but please be warned its nsfw in nature and is pedophilic (censored)

Keep reading

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quick edit! thank you to who pointed out one of his still active blogs. it doesnt appear in the search function but he also runs @/talesfromthegoldenside  

another edit!: hes messaged me to inform me that the apology wasnt deleted. https://talesfromgoldenside.tumblr.com/post/189182488132/an-apology

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Funky little redraw

2018 > 2022