Criminal Dimes

payton; + pardon my french but you're an asshole.

[alice-theteacher-wilde]

Aren’t you too young to talk about these things?

[payton-stone]

Dude. Fuck yourself. 

[payton-stone]

When Beyonce says “I’ve been drinkin’ watermelon,” It’s a reference to the face that she’s been drinking sperm due to the fact they each have seeds. By the way;

[carterjjohnson-blog]

Yes it really is a honest question, but how would you manage it. 

[payton-stone]

...Wait, what are you saying?

[emma-sswan]

Why didn’t I make that one up ? It’s genius !

[payton-stone]

I know, I know. 

[the-only-puckasaurus]

Wonderful. I can rock your world.

[payton-stone]

Prove it, why don't you? 

[the-only-puckasaurus]

Only if I can return the favor.

[payton-stone]

Oh, of course. 

[carterjjohnson-blog]

You know that is a interesting theory, and that made me laugh just right now. 

[payton-stone]

Honest question.

[payton-stone]

If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is Easter, can I visit you in between the holidays?

[snixx-pez-blog]

Sarcasm is for the weak-minded. You’re a prime example of that since you clearly don’t know the damage I can do to you for calling me a dumbass. 

[payton-stone]

Damage? Next joke, please. This is hilarious. 

[rachy-star-berry-blog]

This could be blamed on the fact that I don’t regularly read gossip magazines but what has running in to a glass door got to do with Justin Bieber?

[payton-stone]

Oh, god, you're a dumbass. He ran into a glass door. Obviously. 

[le-jazz-kurt-blog-blog]

Did you do it on purpose or it happened by accident?

[payton-stone]

What dumbass does it on purpose? 

[snixx-pez-blog]

Did you lose all of your brains while you were at it? There’s nothing ‘poor’ about the Biebs apart from his music.

[payton-stone]

It's called sarcasm, dumbass. 

[kind-of-quinn]

I’m confused. Poor Bieber? Why? He’s an asshole!

[payton-stone]

Sarcasm. Understand it. 

[payton-stone]

I ran into a glass door earlier today, now I know how poor Bieber felt. Fuck Bieber.

[finchud]

No matter how many times I watch this damn movie, I will always cry during Rent. 

[finchud]

[payton-stone]

Pussy. 

[payton-stone]

Guess I have to introduce myself.

[the-only-puckasaurus]

Snippy, are we?

[payton-stone]

You can say that. 

[payton-stone]

Guess I have to introduce myself.

[infinite-noelle-blog-blog]

Hey…I’m Noelle Carter.  Nice to meet you, Payton.

[payton-stone]

Don't be surprised when I ask for your name again.