Thick Thighs, Thin Patience

Hi I’m Payton(21) and you’re watching me self-destruct

[spooky-scary-virgil]

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

NO ONE is doing it like my chemical romance. releases a new single out of nowhere after over six years, absolutely no buildup or promotion, and it's six minutes long exactly. and it SLAPS

[anarchomikeism]

[nintendo-wheee]

[toastbutteregg]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[browsedankmemes]

[yandedoki-sox-deactivated201812]

[woke-butt-deactivated20181011]

[boota]

[wasjopara]

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

[wellbutrinboy]

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

[pyropotter]

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

[virgoprivilege]

comedy peaked when jim henson decided that the best way to show a character being blown up or jumping was to just throw the entire muppet around

[virgoprivilege]

whats better than this

[soft-xbaby]

fuck

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[ruinedchildhood]

Kanye West - Gold Digger

[dabidabidahh]

And to think that this happened in a year.

[dankmemeuniversity]