pbdjj

if you aren’t in america you’re already winning Xander

[deadmutati0n]

[poetical-irony]

chaotic neutral

[beatlemeat-archive]

the mickey mouse clubhouse dances are SO funny

[beatlemeat-archive]

WHAT kind of dance is this!!!!!!!!!

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

They just know how to party…

[coolxatu]

thats the Hotdog Dance you ignorant fools

[fagdyk]

[hobnob-69]

I’m somewhat a jack of all trades

[hobnob-69]

Wait

[kaijuno]

So my psychiatrist wanted me to take an IQ test and I wasn’t really sure why, the dude is pretty eccentric but I suppose it’s for demographic purposes and you’ll never fuckin guess what I got

[myautismyells]

OP don’t leave us in suspense

[kaijuno]

420

[anticapitilizationbureau-deacti]

“jk it was 158″

I’m not sure if that tag is itself a joke or not but 158 it already an incredibly high iq.  You better not be pulled our collective legs here.

[kaijuno]

No that was the score I got. I’ve taken IQ tests before in high school and was always around 140. It’s just logical intelligence, though. Not social, not artistic, not really even book smarts. It’s basically a score of how good you are at problem solving and isn’t really indicative of your overall intelligence. Honestly I consider myself in all other aspects to be of average intelligence. I have problems with social queues as well and problems retaining information.

[skittlesandnarwhals]

also rmemeber the fact that op is a literal fucking astrophysicist. i fucking hope they have an iq like that.

[kaijuno]

That’s a good point lol I’m good at physics but like….. can’t work an oven and I’m not allowed to use weedwhackers

[emilyblaine]

“Not allowed to use weedwhackers”…plz elaborate

[kaijuno]

They move fast and cut things including ankles and shins

[fumbledeegrumble]

this is a wonderful post because it shows that people can be a fucking genius but it won’t guarantee they’ll be good at everything

[kabaks]

broke: lupita nyong’o deserves an oscar for her performance in Us (2019)

woke: lupita nyong’o deserves TWO oscars for her TWO performances in Us (2019)

[valtsv]

best actress………… 2!

[miniangel]

NSNNSJSNSKSKZKOS

[blackqueerblog]

this is a universe where people have superpowers and there are talking trees but this person thinks having a smart teenage girl is unrealistic ok

[rusig]

[hilariousgrindr]

so this dude really tried to charge me for a dick pic

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[federalbureauofislam]

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

[lmaonade]

i don’t really like my stepdad. but aside from that he’s like a stereotypical american white guy who drinks miller lite and loves the chicago bears and country music, but i do remember this one time when i was like 14/15 i was in the car with him and korn’s freak on a leash was on the radio and he out of no where did the wild nasty beat boxing part along to the song and i was like “w…what. .. .?” and he was literally like “no one will believe you” and that’s the only time i’ve really felt this emotion 

[secondclassvines]

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[sovietnam]

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

I hate this

[astroe]

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo