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♡ PBG HC Confessions Submission Rules/FAQ ♡

-Please god remember these are real people! Keep those explicitly horny or genuinely threatening confessions to yourself, and don't like,,, speculate abt their personal lives?

-Please keep confessions about the mainline PBG HC Series. The Fan HCs are cool, but this blog is just for the mainline series!

-Confessions about MCHC7 & MCHCNB1 are very cool and sexy, but I haven't actually seen them (I have audio processing issues the positional audio gives me really bad migraines, and the videos aren't subtitled), so I apologize in advance about missing a joke pertaining to those series!

-Bald Supremacy

-All the portrait art is done by Krooked Glasses! All other art used for headers/icons of the blog is official art of various series

-No AI is or will ever be used unless I get tricked pulling a stock image. I wholeheartedly believe in human slop supremacy. The only exception is if use of AI "art" (eg. Triple T) is part of the confession, obviously.

Uh I'll add more things when I think of them I wrote this at 3 in the morning

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my older sister had me convinced for like three years that mcdonalds was named after mcjones

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i can't believe i let Dean trick me into thinking hunter x hunter was gonna be a good anime. that shit was so ass

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Luke should drop a Pitbull cover

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the discovery of gravity was great for society, except for anyone named spacehamster

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the pink sheep was homophobic

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Super Mario Movie but PBG HC

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“Dean’s funeral today was sponsored by Norton VPN! If you don’t want to lose your PC like we we lost Dean, use our promo code HARDCORE and get 15% off your subscription!”

(Submitted by Anonymous)

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I want to buy a Tickle Me Elmo, tape PBG's face onto it, soak it with milk and throw it against the wall.

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im still here damn it

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Sometimes I'll write PNG instead of PBG and it makes me chuckle a little every time

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im gonna slurp dean so hard it sucks his soul out

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Jeff’s wario, Geoff Fabre, has escaped prison

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Been rewatching MC HC2 and man, we should consider bringing this back. Uhhhh, how about Timzab?

(Submitted by Anonymous)

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my loneliness is killing me (and i) i must confess, i still believe (still believe)

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Video credit: @thesmugpug

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No but seriously imagine it: You’re seeing Yungtown on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Yungtown seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Luke says. All of a sudden P!BG come out and start singing “open your eyes you’re the chosen one.” When PBG gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “ba ba baba baba ba baba baba ba.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see P!BG singing “open your eyes” along with Yungtown, while Smooth McGroove is singing “Tetris Theme A Acapella”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dean and McJones walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

(Submitted by Anonymous)

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I used to pray dean would one day choose to go bald

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