where: acid nightclub, near the vip section
with: anyone
Paris had stepped out of the VIP section briefly for his usual duties, meeting with someone to gain information. Heâd been sitting alone afterwards at the bar, drinking prestigious whiskey, when a familiar face sat next to him. He lifted his glass in acknowledgement. âCome to congratulate me on my engagement?â
âLetâs play a game.â Olivia threw a shot back, feeling a happiness settle inside of her. âWe each have to find one person to dance with, once person to makeout with, one person so sleep with, and one person to kill by the end of the night. First one to complete all four wins.â Angel costume be damned, she was in a devilish mood tonight.
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â That sounds fun. â Her first reaction came faster and a lot more cheery than Dolores would have liked. A troublesome side effect of having a little too much to drink. â But I donât kill for sports, darling. Appearances, you know. Either we settle on maiming, or youâll just have to play without me. Iâll cheer you on though. â
âLast time I checked, Iâm the Junior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic. This is my office. You see that name plate on the door? Peter M. Pettigrew. The question that we should really be asking, Doll Baby, is what the fuck are you doing in my office questioning if I should be here?â Peter slowly twisted to face Dolores, carefully adjusting his jacket with a sharp lift in his eyebrow, bringing the cigarette in his hand up to his lips and taking a long drag from it. âNow, do you want to try that again more politely? Or shall I call someone to drag you and that last season shade of lipstick out of here?â
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Last time Dolores checked, Peter was a grimy little vermin that fed off the scraps of other peopleâs success. But that was hardly an appropriate observation to voice in a work environment. â Oh, someoneâs having a bad day. Ask an intern to fetch you a cup of coffee. Maybe that will help lighten your mood, â she said instead, her voice light with a joking tone, acting entirely unbothered by his quips. Instead, she pulled out the file she was actually here for. â Iâm supposed to hand in this draft today and Matthias assured me youâd make sure it got to him. â
Avalon felt her face stiffen into the fake smile she used around her fatherâs friends when she heard Doloresâs voiceâ nothing good ever came from that, but sheâd been raised better than to retaliate. âThank you for your concern, Ms Umbridge, but Iâm just waiting for Tristan. Weâre set to meet for lunch.â Or at least she hoped they still did, and he wasnât too mad at her for not warning him about her new arrangement with Paris. âI wasnât aware your department had any offices near here?â
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â Oh, how lovely. â As always when talking to Avalon, Dolores lied through her teeth. Having people like her prance around the ministry like this place was for them seemed so utterly disrespectful. â Thank you for your concern, but my department actually cooperates very closely with pretty much all other departments, so Iâm just collecting a report. Come to think of it though. I wasnât aware that this department allowed outside visitors? â
narcissa turned on her heel and faced dolores. the expression of absolute apathy on her face did not not falter as she gauged the woman carefully. âIâm not lost.â she said simply. âI never stopped to ask. why? are you not allowed to be here?â
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Where Narcissa offered nothing but the usual blank expression on her face, Dolores remained faithful to her staunch smile. â Oh love, no need to turn this around on me, really. Iâm just trying to get you back to where you should be before you run into someone who will give you trouble over this. âÂ
Maybe off-duty members of the Wizangamot werenât allowed in this part of the Ministry (they werenât, Hana knew they werenât) but maybe Hana didnât care. She had things to find and no one else around to do the finding. Only now someone had found her instead. At least Dolores Umbridge was pretty to look at.
She thought about plastering on an innocent expression and then decided against it. âOops.â She said with a shrug. âMy normal shill is busy and I needed some files.â
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Dolores raised an eyebrow. â So the soon-to-be Madam Minister is now running her own errands? â She crossed her arms and gave a stern look for just a moment, though she smirked after not too long. With all the people in the ministry that Dolores just could not stand, it was sweet that she ran into Hana instead. â Next time you should just let me know. I would have happily delivered all the files you need to your office. âÂ
The shrill noise of Dolores clearing her throat was followed by the quick clickclackclick of high heels against the floor as she struggled to keep up with the other person. A highly suspicious individual, seeming very, very out of place. Once she caught up, her voice was sugar sweet, but the expression on her face betrayed her mood right away. â Excuse me! Are you even allowed to be here? Maybe you got lost? â
----- trivia first.
----- bio second.
----- wcs third.
Basics:
Name: Dolores Jane Umbridge. Lola, if you want. Dolly, if youâre looking for violence.
Meaning:
   Dolores // sorrow, pain.
   Jane // god is gracious.
   Umbridge // pun on umbrage, offence or annoyance
Birthday: 26. August
Age: 28
Pronouns: she / her
Sexuality: bisexual
Siblings: Ernest Umbridge, squib. None.
Parents: Orford Umbridge, halfblood. Ella Cracknell, muggle. deceased.Â
Other Family: None. Related to most pureblood families, most importantly the Selwyns.
Languages: English, Latin.Â
Current Residence: London, UK.
Hometown: Grimsby, UK
Wizard Fun:
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Occupation: Head of the Department of Magical Equipment Control
Pet: Four precious cats
Blood Status: halfblood pureblood
Patronus: unable to cast
Boggart: being ridiculed by her peers
Amortentia: fresh earl grey tea, dried flowers
Wand type:Â Birch, Dragon heartstring, 8in
Affiliation: Death Eaters
Was born to a muggle woman and her blood purist father who teaches his daughter his ways from a very young age.Â
Grows up to despise her muggle mother, her squib brother, and her own blood status even before she gets into Hogwarts
Is an exceptional student, but lacks the social skills to make friends with just about anyone and feels extremely slighted by being denied positions of power such as prefect or head girl.
Her mother leaves with her brother when sheâs just 15. She never hears from them again.
Starts working at the ministry straight after school. Pays off her father to quit his custodian position so they wouldnât run into each other at work. Makes very sure no one assumes theyâre related.Â
Climbs the career ladder fast. Is nice to people who help her get ahead and pretty awful to everyone else. Personality like poisoned honey - sickly sweet.Â
Will abuse her position to confiscate pureblood wands for a powertrip.Â
WANTED CONNECTIONS.
Absolutely everything. Every little plot point Iâm happy with! But to give you some ideas, I naturally prepared a little list.
Victims. Dolores isnât just a bitch, sheâs a straight up bully. Her prefered victims are people she thinks sheâs above. Thatâs anyone not pureblood, people without a lot of prestige, half breeds, squibs, you name it. This can go anywhere from being rude to your character at work, to being all out violent.Â
Someone who knows about her little blood status secret. That can be someone who might even be considered a friend, who maybe feels a bit of sympathy for her, or someone who isnât above using it for their own benefit.Â
People sheâs friendly with. Those could be actual friends, though most people will probably find Dolores to be somewhat unlikeable, or just some mutual agreement to be nice to each other for appearanceâs sake.
Someone who has as much fun with her more violent side as she does. Inflicting grievous bodily harm can be a great hobby if shared with others. Â