The Stabblerrrrr

12 year-old boy media enthusiast

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just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

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just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

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without joe biden

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[supreme-leader-stoat]

[bravelycowering]

[kimpossibooty]

thinking about the lady who lied to solomon about it being her baby and was totally cool with his idea of giving her half a baby like what was her plan

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[stabble]

Sokka better be glad he unlearned misogyny in season one because Toph would have KILLED him

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[coolattas]

taz balance / phm au doodles + some more info below the cut! woohoo ! yay ! oh, hooray !

mostly born of me thinking real long and hard about how similar stratt and lucretia are in a lot of respects. has escalated a little.

taako grace. magnus and merle eridians. lucretia stratt. lup shapiro. barry dubois. john hunger astrophage. davenport yáo. carey ilyukhina. avi carl (or maybe steve hatch i haven’t decided. probably carl though. maybe a mix of both).

still set in d&d land so magic and gnomes/elves/etc and all that are on the table. the starblaster is the name of the ship. ipre / the bureau is the name of the conglomerate that lucretia is running to pursue the project (more or less petrova taskforce equivalent). taako is a high-level wizard that has since left that general sphere to go teach magic at a wizard school to a bunch of kids he maintains firmly he only tolerates but that he secretly does love very much. the hunger is dimming the sun. when lup and barry get blown up crazystyle (lich-related. not that anyone knows this until much much much later) lucretia sends taako as the arcane specialist. carey and davenport die en-route. magnus and merle are eridians, magnus is an engineer and merle is a doctor (have also seen the light re: the martian au with merle as mark watney but. will save that for a different time). which i guess makes julia adrian in this a little bit also. their sun is dying too. bonds function like the taumoeba, but operate a little differently here than in balance for reason of they have to be harvested and the like. starblaster does not work like it does in balance i don’t think. largely irrelevant but also given that stratt wears a wedding ring in the movie i'm making maureen lucretia's late wife because i’m forever and always a maurcretia diehard. i have many many many additional and often very melodramatic thoughts about this all but i'm trying to keep it somewhat kind of a little concise here at least.

woohoo hooray ok bye bye now

[pinene]

I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

I ask spongebob what grilling krabby patties feels like and he says not everything feels like something else

[starlitmyre]

"what if they fucked" WRONG. what if they ruined each other's lives irreparably. what if there was nothing left but a smoldering heap. what if everything that brought them together twisted and corroded and ripped them apart. and then they fucked.

[stqff]

We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

[doolallymagpie]

it’s time

[coughloop]

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

[stabble]

I'm very normal about the recent JRWI riptide episodes. Something so intriguing about the way these guys are

[stabble]

Women who hallucinate each other normal style

Bit of a personal rant under the cut

I've been wildly busy plus the world is awful right now which makes for one hell of an art block. The art I have done for fun has only been of my dnd character for like the past six months but we're so back. Mixed feelings on how this one turned out but I just need to start posting again.

Fuck ICE! Find a place to donate to, call your representative, get out and protest. Just do something, because we need all the community we can get. Even if it seems small, little things add up. And it's what batman would want.

[estavionpira]

Lowballing some idiot on a pair of mint condition baby shoes RN, will keep you posted

[leninisms]

good by 2007 hello 2008!