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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@pcltergeisting
goodliest:
“I’ll be finished in a minute.” That was most certainly a lie. Her nightly beauty routine took upwards of twenty minutes, and right then she had clocked in at just about one-fifth of that.
“And in case you’ve forgotten, which you quite often do, this is my apartment. “
“I was here first.” Categorically untrue, he wasn’t even in the room first, but much like a cat, that didn’t stop him from coming in like he owned the place and shoving everything off the bed to make room for himself. “Can you do it with your mouth closed or don’t you know how to breathe through your nose?”
dumbstcr:
❝I don’t trick or treat, I’m not a kid!❞ She definitely intends on eating plenty of candy though. Then again, is that really any different from any other day of the year? ❝But even if I did, nothing would follow me home. And if something did follow me home, I would kick its ass!❞
“You look like one.” He wasn’t be a dick (correction: he wasn’t trying to be a dick), she really did look like a kid to him, he was 35 or 38 depending on how you looked at it, and she looked 16 to him. “I’m sure the things that go bump in the night are just trembling at the thought.”
mxnstrumlucis:
“More like they’ll inconvenience your life as much as goddamn possible. They tackle you, scratch up everything you own, take a shit on whatever you happen to have nearby. I know better than to mess with cats!”
“Again, what part of dead don’t you understand? I haven’t got a life for them to inconvenience.” And if they were scratching up anything or taking a shit on anything it wouldn’t be on anything he owned.
murraywolfmanmanson:
“Yep. Sure.”
He sits, silently regretting this entire conversation. He went into this wanting to complain, but he’s lost the energy now, for some reason. Maybe it’s just because Sheperd got so heated so quickly that it made Murray realise that he actually didn’t care as much as he thought he did.
To be fair, most people regretted every conversation with him, so Murray was, at least, in good company. Unfortunately Shepherd’s intense dislike of vampires prevented him from being objective enough to realize when he was being a dickhead, which was, let’s be honest, 99% of the time. Not everyone shared his vitriolic opinion of vampires, least of all someone who was actually in a relationship with one. Especially not someone who was in a relationship with one. “You don’t get it.” He said, admittedly less passionately. “You’re not dead” and also dating one. “you wouldn’t understand how they can be sometimes.” All times.
whcwashe:
“ — you can’t hand out milky ways, they’re the worst halloween candy, kids are just gonna pick all the chocolate off of them ANYWAY.”
“Throw them or hand them, pick one. It’s bad enough you recruited me to do this, don’t you have any friends?”
@prcttyfangs
“Would you shut the fuck up? I’m trying to sleep.” Bearing in mind that he was dead and couldn’t sleep, he was also visibly watching The Muppets Take Manhattan, so.
Z watched the pillow flop to the floor harmlessly and tittered with light hearted laughter. "So were y'all been? Ain't able ta be tellin' ya how disorientin' it is, settin' sommin down and findin' it in that same place later."
What he doesn’t say is that he makes himself scarce (scarcer than usual) occasionally for a few days or a few weeks so she doesn’t realize what an asshole he actually is and send him packing. Not that she has any real say it when or whether he comes and goes, the perks of being incorporeal, but she’s also the only person on the planet besides the one he came out of who doesn’t think he’s a complete piece of shit, so if he disappeared for a while, it was only so she didn’t wise up and realize he really was just a dick. “Shopping for Halloween costumes.”
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@prcttyfangs
Do u ever just want to RP with a certain mutual but they’re like PERFECT and you’re the lord of potatos?
Yeah and then I remember I’m the lord of potatoes
mxnstrumlucis:
@pcltergeisting | Cont X
“Okay, look, I’m just saying this from experience - cats remember this sort of shit. You do this now, you’re going to have a damn cat armada coming after you!”
“Oh no, what’s it going to do —kill me?” God forbid.
Do you like unsolicited commentary, constantly replacing your personal belongings, and looking over your shoulder before you get undressed? Did you watch the Sixth Sense and think to yourself: I wish my life was more like this? Do you like feeling insecure in the privacy of your own home?
If you answered yes to any of these, then do I have an offer for you.
Meet the worst thing to happen to poltergeists since the 2015 remake.