local drug dealer

ind. oc loved by cece est. 12.7.17

[pcttery-blog]

fatedreamt.

❛ a raccoon could choke me with its people hands. or hold any weapon. isn’t that terrifying. ❜

     “ mom, how many times do i have to tell you-- the raccoons are not going to hurt you! it’s not even thinking about you! “

[pcttery-blog]

      “ DUSTIN ! “

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NEW YEARS KISS BUT FROM DUSTIN I'M TOO LAZY 2 LOG ONTO HIS BLOG

twell now i’m late. fuck.

     it’s seconds before the ball drop. keegan and his lovely new fiance are sitting on the couch together- both of them absolutely hammered. and keegan has never been happier in his life.

     engaged on new year’s. he never even thought he’d get engaged, let alone on a holiday. and to the football player of his dreams? it was like some fever dream to him. of course he was expecting the kiss- to some extent. part of him still believed dustin wouldn’t kiss him- why he wouldn’t he, though? anxiety works in mysterious ways, that’s why.

     so when dustin kissed him? he still jumped. he was still shocked, still amazed- and then he snaked his arms around dustin’s shoulders, pulled him closer, and whispered into the kiss.

     “ i love you, dustin. i love you so much. “s

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Send “New Years Kiss” to give my muse a kiss at midnight on New Year’s Eve

[datacowmuses]

Send “Pain is weakness leaving the body” and I will randomly generate how your muse will find mine

[Random Number Generator can be found here]

with a broken arm

with a broken leg

dehydrated

with a concussion

with a stab wound

hungover

after a bar fight

with the flu

with (a) broken rib(s)

with sore muscles

after falling down the stairs

with a twisted ankle

blinded temporarily

with ringing ears

with a burn

after running into a door

out in the cold without warm clothes

covered in blood

overly exhausted

after a nightmare

after losing part/all of their memory

with a black eye

rper’s choice!

[pcttery-blog]

     “ let’s face it -- i’m cute. “

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divinityrot.

❛ stay still… ❜ he hums under his breath, looping the tie and tugging it downwards, taking a step back to admire his handiwork. hand gently cards through keegan’s hair, brushing ends down as he shifts in his dress shirt and blazer. ❛ my mom already likes you and has heard of you, so you’ll be okay, but anna might try and spit on you. she’s like that with everyone. ❜ laughter is that of an angel, a sweet smile on his face. ❛ and marmalade…well…marma takes a while to get used to new people, so if she hisses at you, don’t worry about it. ❜ 

    hands move to adjust the tie -- he’s never worn one before, this is a new experience for him. he hates how the dress shirt feels against his skin, how it grazes over old burns and scars, how it feels so rough compared to the usual soft lining of his sweatshirt. he doesn’t like the pants, they feel stiff, and tight around the waist. but he’d endure all this -- and a million more awful things -- for dustin. he presses his forehead against the other’s, arms snaking around his shoulders.

     “ full offense, if the baby spits on me, i might cry. marma i can deal with, but children aren’t my strong suit. “

[ofbeliefandhope-deactivated2017]

Send 👤 and a question for an answer from my Muse’s parents

[cadmium-deactivated20240118]

new ask meme: send me a present emoji 🎁 and i’ll respond with a random out of context image i have on my computer

[poeticsuggestion]

send me “if i were dating you” anons

[rpmemestbh]

Drinking starters

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞

❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞  

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

❝Let me drive you home.❞

❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞ 

❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

❝How do you show fish affection?❞

❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

❝Drunk I am not.❞

-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

❝I’m not even tired.❞

❝I should call my ex.❞

❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

❝I’m having a party for two.❞

❝You’re so hot.❞

❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

*kisses on forehead*

*kisses on cheek*

*kisses on lips*

[pcttery-blog]

kisses his forehead vv softly. lov tht boyf

     for a moment, keegan pauses. he pauses and he thinks everything over. ten years ago, divali, did you ever see yourself here? comfortably nestled under the football captain’s arm in your bedroom, with your head on his shoulder? did you see yourself as comfortable with your life? could you have ever guessed you would have been this happy?

     no. no you couldn’t have. you would have never seen yourself as a romantic person. you would have never seen yourself take one look at a boy and literally go head over heels, doing anything and everything to make him happy- even if it meant giving up some things you never thought you’d give up.

     you never knew you could be this content with something so small.

     you never knew you could be in love.

     but now? you’re sure it’s the only thing you ever want.

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                       “ aren’t you cold? “               -      -

                                                                      -      -               “ nah. i have spite to warm me.”

ind. semi-selective oc, penned CECE. est. 12/7/17