[tamamoland]

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

[littlestpersimmon]

Not to be like this but Europeans immediately turning unhinged at the slightest jab is actually insane to me. Like British people randomly turning into Ludwig The Accursed whenever an American is mildly amused at cultural differences.. going "Well AT LEAST WE DONT SHOOT UP CHILDREN IN OUR SCHOOLS FKSKKDSJSI" and random Dutch people and Swedes immediately turning to racism against the global south because people think it's odd that a lot of them do not invite guests to dinner. Like sometimes you guys are the butt of jokes. Sometimes people will be shocked at cultural differences. You guys have singlehandedly changed the trajectory of the planet because you wanted spice, you guys can handle people laughing at you for once instead of praising your Prisons That Look Like Apartments built on stolen wealth from the global south. Jesus fucking wept. Get over yourselves and learn to say "yeah we suck"

[georgeeehd]

we should all be allowed to vote slay or no slay on met gala looks and if the majority vote is no slay , a trap door opens underneath the person and they fall into a willy wonka-esque spiral hole that leads directly into hell

[georgeeehd]

okay fine this one made me laugh

[hansensgirl]

[peaachjaam]

not sure if it’s the brain rot but this site doesn’t feel actively hostile anymore

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Red Abyss by Occoultya

[guerrillatech]

[prohumanagenda]

Ladies, are we fatigued this evening? Are we tired

[mouselette]

We sleepy sis

[whitetrashappalachiancryptid]

Exhausted even

[prohumanagenda]

Based on the notes on this post, the situation is worse than I thought

[egggru]

[guerrillatech]

[alleycatboy]

i am normal and i can be trusted around exposed neck flesh

[pearliegates]

this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!

[bisouette]

🌒

[marckinggrant]

Marc was literally prepared to be a statue forever holding Steven’s hand. That was so gay that the gate near them opened up like their closet.

[tomhardystitties]

This scene was the most romantic declaration of love I have ever seen. Marc literally and metaphorically placing his entire heart in Steven's hands. Their love saving them both.

[dolcekenny]

please, look at their hands

steven’s tiny hands holding his sleeves he’s just too precious, and marc fists ready to fight 

i fucking love them this show is gonna end me 

[mikazureart]

goodnight 🌙