iris

the peacekeeper of aus. do NOT talk to other planes of existence, please.

[peaceoftheaus]

there is no need to introduce me formally. i have decided to change accounts to contact the dead aus easily.

just a reminder, dont break rule 1. or else, your lives are at stake.

they/it

aroace

[peaceoftheaus]

OI!!!! hands in the air, i have a gun!!!!!!!!! release my homie @deadstumacher or you'll be breathin through your forehead!!!!!!!!!!!

@stu-machers-ghost

oh? i mean... sure? i dont have him right now. i think your friend is kinda kidnapped by zeus...

[for-the-life-of-coding]

This code is a mess! Who the hell made it?! Iris, you gotta fire your coders, the whole thing's sabotaged!

@peaceoftheaus

[peaceoftheaus]

i didnt code it, i just keep it safe! only @rulerofpeacekeeper knows who made it, and they dont even understand english half the time.

no shade, constantine

[for-the-life-of-coding]

Well, fuck. Cause someone definitely sabotaged it. It's a damn mess! Can I talk to Constantine?

[peaceoftheaus]

depends, they might speak english right now, they could be speaking welsh the next. it really varies. just... hope that xe is in a good mood.

@rulerofpeacekeeper constantine? someone wants to speak to you.

[for-the-life-of-coding]

This code is a mess! Who the hell made it?! Iris, you gotta fire your coders, the whole thing's sabotaged!

@peaceoftheaus

[peaceoftheaus]

i didnt code it, i just keep it safe! only @rulerofpeacekeeper knows who made it, and they dont even understand english half the time.

no shade, constantine

[peaceoftheaus]

Iris. Hi. Me again. We need to talk.

[ @xinghopescollective

hello, whoever you are. happy to talk. whatever must you need?

[for-the-life-of-coding]

Name's Mae. One of them multiverse workers. Can't we find a humane way to fix this? Or better yet, just let it be? I mean, if the other main timeline universes can do it, why can't this one? What's the difference?

[peaceoftheaus]

our universe is.... strange. everything must be in order or... bad things happen. we only have one example currently, but since then we have put emergency procedures on this universe.

ill show you the sheet from the first example.

"tara carpenter stats.

day 1.

going pale.

loosing sense of reality

drugs and alcoholism stops working

day 2.

speech is slurred.

almost glitchlike.

loosing taste.

unable to hold things

day 3.

disappearing.

becoming increasingly violent.

lost sense of reality and consciousness

by midday of day 4, tara passed away." 

[for-the-life-of-coding]

*Mae winced, staring at the stats.*

How have you not fixed this patch? Are you running on the MCU's code? Of course, your code's a bit more up to date compared to the MCU's, but still.

[peaceoftheaus]

we... we aren't sure why this happens. we've tried to test this and... well we just cant seem to change it. we are working on this, we would hate for another person to end up like tara.

[for-the-life-of-coding]

Would you... like my help? I've done my fair share with multiverse codes, maybe I can figure out the cause?

[peaceoftheaus]

we would be most appreciative-

iris gets a notification on their walky talky. it checks it and their eyes widen.

uh. ive just been alerted that solitary confinement has been opened, and that somethings happening. something bad..

i-ive gotta deal with this.

[peaceoftheaus]

Iris. Hi. Me again. We need to talk.

[ @xinghopescollective

hello, whoever you are. happy to talk. whatever must you need?

[for-the-life-of-coding]

Name's Mae. One of them multiverse workers. Can't we find a humane way to fix this? Or better yet, just let it be? I mean, if the other main timeline universes can do it, why can't this one? What's the difference?

[peaceoftheaus]

our universe is.... strange. everything must be in order or... bad things happen. we only have one example currently, but since then we have put emergency procedures on this universe.

ill show you the sheet from the first example.

"tara carpenter stats.

day 1.

going pale.

loosing sense of reality

drugs and alcoholism stops working

day 2.

speech is slurred.

almost glitchlike.

loosing taste.

unable to hold things

day 3.

disappearing.

becoming increasingly violent.

lost sense of reality and consciousness

by midday of day 4, tara passed away." 

[for-the-life-of-coding]

*Mae winced, staring at the stats.*

How have you not fixed this patch? Are you running on the MCU's code? Of course, your code's a bit more up to date compared to the MCU's, but still.

[peaceoftheaus]

we... we aren't sure why this happens. we've tried to test this and... well we just cant seem to change it. we are working on this, we would hate for another person to end up like tara.

[peaceoftheaus]

Iris. Hi. Me again. We need to talk.

[ @xinghopescollective

hello, whoever you are. happy to talk. whatever must you need?

[for-the-life-of-coding]

Name's Mae. One of them multiverse workers. Can't we find a humane way to fix this? Or better yet, just let it be? I mean, if the other main timeline universes can do it, why can't this one? What's the difference?

[peaceoftheaus]

our universe is.... strange. everything must be in order or... bad things happen. we only have one example currently, but since then we have put emergency procedures on this universe.

ill show you the sheet from the first example.

"tara carpenter stats.

day 1.

going pale.

loosing sense of reality

drugs and alcoholism stops working

day 2.

speech is slurred.

almost glitchlike.

loosing taste.

unable to hold things

day 3.

disappearing.

becoming increasingly violent.

lost sense of reality and consciousness

by midday of day 4, tara passed away." 

[peaceoftheaus]

Iris. Hi. Me again. We need to talk.

[ @xinghopescollective

hello, whoever you are. happy to talk. whatever must you need?

[peaceoftheaus]

Oh what the hell, Iris. This is the path you took?? Seriously?!

[ @xinghopescollective

we are trying our best to find a solution other then atomizing stu or wiping out the universe. you see, we take anomalys very strongly in our universe. anything goes out of order and... well bad things could happen. we are working on finding a better solution currently. thank you for your patience.

sincerely,

iris, the peacekeeper.

[peaceoftheaus]

i have an announcement. due to issues with stu, he is currently in solidarity confinement until we find a solution. currently, the only solution we know of is...

...is wiping out stu.

i hope you understand the measures we are currently going through. the peacekeepers just want to keep you all safe.

- iris, the peacekeeper

@deadbillyloomis @amberfreemyman @loomissamcarpenter @jillstabsstuff

[deadbillyloomis]

stu is a fucking idiot. hey stu remember when i said "hey dont socialise with the living who dont know you exist, it could fuck up our reality BAD!"

GUESS WHAT HE DID.

HAVE A GUESS. JUST A QUICK ONE.

@deadstumacher if it was possible to kill you again i probably would

[deadstumacher]

IM SORRY I FORGOT AND ALSO SAMS FRIENDS SEEM REALLY COOL OKAY :( ITLL BE FINEEE DONT WORRY

guys i think i accidentally mightve fucked our reality up big time

[ethan-laundry-basket]

Oh shit.

@vachon-children is the universe in trouble or what??

[deadbillyloomis]

dont be alarmed, its only MY timeline specifically in trouble. which means the following could be WIPED FROM EXISTENCE if stu doesnt SHUT HIS FUCKING MOUTH.

@loomissamcarpenter

@amberfreemyman

@deadstumacher

me, obviously.

and a newcomer, @jillstabsstuff

so hey, stu? i dont wanna die for the 2nd time thanks!!

[peaceoftheaus]

hello, billy. ive been alerted of some... issues. please, carry on with your days. i will deal with stu.