Never one without the other...

Peyton | 22 | ♀| Kindred

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[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[kylostantrums]

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[areslinkysart]

I could use that.

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

I block people who have the same icon as me

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

update: attempted to block myself

[starry-river-serval]

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[i-am-america-deactivated2016121]

*slow clap it the fuck out*  

[baawri]

Proud Family / Culture Shock (S03E03)

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[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[powerfulwizard]

Why do they always write their articles like this??

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

i think they did confirm it by naming it this

and drawing it like this

also guess what its japanese name literally translates to

[whoreofavalon]

Im losing it at this tag

[keybladesoras]

BEST SENSEI AIZAWA SHOUTA!!

[iguanamouth]

every other day i must drag my body past these horrifying fruit effigies the next door produce shop has put up in an effort to deter the harvest god from taking back the seasons fruit. again and again i must look into their wild eyes, see their many gnashing teeth and shudder - the apples inside remains fresh and crisp, but at what cost

[deejay]

Things like this excites me.

[tiktoks-we-like]

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[cheese24k]

[muppetmayhem]

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

[321redlightt-deactivated2016010]

my heart exploded

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