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Eph Quotes: #5

Sci teacher: What's south?

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Luke, pointing to the floor: "..down"

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#Eph Quotes: #4

"We are nothing than a piece of meat on a piece of rock, floating around in nothingness."

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Eph Quotes: #3

Watching a solemn inspirational short film:

"He's washing his hands, but where's the soap?"

"He just splashed handwater on his face..."

"This looks like a zombie movie. You can't convince me otherwise."

"TURN ON THE LIGHTS !!!"

"What's with that doorknob? It's built like a treble cleft."

"Why is he just running? Where is he going?"

*why are you running meme over and over*

"Honey, I'm home!"

*scandalized gasps* "HE'S SMOKING"

"Ooookay, you've reached the top. What are you going to do now?"

*shows the guy's face for the first time* "YOU GUYS, IT'S JAKE PAUL-"

"He looks like he eats salad every day."

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Eph Quotes: #2

Noah: You know, whenever my mom gets angry at me, I just say "Chill ka lang bro."

Our Asian butts: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!?

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sadly, my school year's almost ending so I'm going to use this space to recount all of the awesome memories I've accumulated :)

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Gotta love that time our class president just stuck his hand into the hole of his chair and our Math teacher just took pictures of his suffering lol

It's also worth mentioning that it was our first meeting with said Math teacher.

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Said class president just saw this...

Heyyyy-

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Eph quotes: #1

Teacher: So, when light bounces off a mirror, you see a reflection of your face-

Matteo: WHEN I SEE YOUR FACEEEEEEEE

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THE FACT THAT MY TEACHER POSTED A SCREENSHOT OF ONE OF MY CLASSMATES’ COMMENT IS NOT HELPING ME STUDY AT ALL

HE LITERALLY COPY PASTED THE ENTIRE LYRICS TO CALIFORNIA GIRLS IN OUR SUPPLEMENTARY HISTORY VIDEO I CAN’T BREATH I’M LAUGHING TOO MUCH, SEND HELP-

EDIT: I’M NOT JOKING

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Gotta love that time our class president just stuck his hand into the hole of his chair and our Math teacher just took pictures of his suffering lol

It's also worth mentioning that it was our first meeting with said Math teacher.

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Never forgetting those times in grade school when it felt like Highschool Musical, because we’d frequently burst out into song. (Technically though, we were in gradeschool... So I guess gradeschool musical.)

Like I remember during this time, the entire class bursted into song with our own rendition of “Memories” by Maroon 5.

My friends and I would constantly sing songs like “Nothin’s Gonna Stop Us Now”on our way to our classroom.

The were multiple instances when we sang most of the songs in the Greatest Showman while we were waiting outside the library, and For the First Time in Forever (reprise).

And there was even this one time when we went crazy and scribbled the word “JOY” on our whiteboards in big, bold letters and paraded them high up while singing “Joy to the World” loudly (Honestly, I don’t know what we were on. Probably confidence juice)

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Whenever I'm sad I just remember that the male HS teachers in my school + the High school principal filmed a video of themselves singing "I Want It that Way" and it's so hilarious I almost choked on air

 I’m cackling because my PE teacher is pushing my History teacher around in a wagon. 

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I’m positive that about 90% of the jokes I deliver are from Tumblr

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I swear, I can categorize my life based on what fandom I was in, what color I liked, who I had a crush on, and what drama happened.

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Possibly the most passive aggresive way I got back at my parents was that one time where I watched parenting hacks/videos with them and then started coughing whenever I know they’ve displayed one of the don’ts.

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My friend said that he was hallucinating ‘cuz he was seeing numbers on the screen . . . . . . . We were in Math class. 

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Going to the beach...

Science time: Teacher: “What should you put whenever you get stung by a jellyfish?” Me: *raising my hand wildly* Teacher: “Yes?” Me: (fast) “Put alcohol on the stung area and seek medical attention immediately!” Teacher: ... Me: ... My classmates: .... Teacher: “Actually, although vinegar is effective, we don't carry vinegar around when we go to the beach. We carry sunscreen, which could help the sting.” Teacher: *Stiffling laugh* Teacher: *Laughing* Classmates + me: *Laughing so hard* Next class: Language Teacher: Okay, so who can give me sentences of what you do in these places: McDonalds the beach the hospital the bookstore the mall Me: “I bring vinegar to the beach” Me: ....   Me: “Related to the joke from last period.” Friend: "lol"