
shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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trying on a metaphor

roma★
DEAR READER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
dirt enthusiast

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
KIROKAZE
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Cosmic Funnies
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Monterey Bay Aquarium
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
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I need a life that isn’t just about needing to escape my life.
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i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference
No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.
Dude it’s from spongebob
One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks to my ingenious strategy, my child’s team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly. By the time the clock ran out, we were up 46-0, and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss. I am the best soccer mom.
PARENTING
He tripped out
She literally said something in feline. She had to have
This certainly got my cats’ attention.
it looks so betrayed “i thought we were friends human”
She really must say something crazy, cause my two kitties came running towards my notebook and were searching for the source crazily.
Oh my god, I played this video and my cat looked at me SO FUCKING SHOCKED AND HE IS STILL STARING AT ME LIKE I SAID SOMETHING OFFENSIVE
L I V I N
Dazed and Confused - Led Zeppelin (Led Zeppelin, 1969)
Behind the Scenes of Dazed and Confused, 1993
Dazed and Confused (dir. Richard Linklater, 1993)
Snapchat Puns.
IT’S PUNS AND IT HAS MY NAME ON IT. THIS MAKES ME HAPPY.
Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica