peach paper

dogs, vodka, and literature in that order.

[anxietylord]

Imagine living in the 18th c when a wig was more expensive than a fucking cannon

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated201]

someone who understands how to budget please help my crew is dying

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

spend less on wigs

[rook-the-catechumen]

No

[sagihairius]

[aunti-christ-ine]

Abolish  the  Electoral  College 

[badassdemonsword]

my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas

[babypetals]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CA0jNxon4Oq/

[everythingfox]

hat

[whitepeopletwitter]

[aidashakur]

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[property-is-theft-deactivated20]

That and their whole “raise the minimum wage even a little bit and we’ll purposefully go out of our way to vindictively destroy the working class via outsourcing and automation.” I dont know why conservatives bow to this like its something necessary that just happens or even worse good. Its not some natural law. Its an active threat made by the bourgeoisie against the rest of us that reads “back off the wealth we’ve stolen from you or else”. Instead of kowtowing to these threats we should do the sensible thing and facilitate their demise. Because God knows they’re busy trying to facillitate ours

[gh0stblood-bat]

@ girls stop apologizing for your appearance. “sorry I’m not wearing make up today”, “sorry my hair is a mess” like who cares if you go out looking like a gremlin you don’t have to be pretty 24/7 and you don’t have to apologize for not putting effort into your appearance yall are still valid 

[lady-vogue-deactivated20230306]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[official-creepypasta]

[taylor-ruth]

[laduree-et-cigarettes]

If there is one thing us girls like, it’s to run a bath with lots of indulgent products just to disassociate and stare at the ceiling for two hours smelling of roses….

[theconcealedweapon]

[mxnrique]

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

[proto-homo]

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

[laughconfetti]

they cut it because of the ONE gay reference

[eschaton-the-imminent]

Same energy

[nikadd]

both of these sketches were written by julio torres - here’s his twitter

[somewhereinthedetails217]

Omg 😂

[pseudo-seraphim]

I just want you all to know that my dramatic 6 year old ass would have loved all of this shit.

[baker-p-i]

I’m the dramatique™ hand to face moment in the broken mirror.

[the-blonde-issue]

Here for the sensitive masculinity and broody femininity sm love

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

As best I can tell, the back of the doll box’s text reads: RICHARD is a handsome, wealthy widower who cannot seem to get over the loss of his first wife … until you came along! His kids are now Your Little Step Children, who you feel conflicted about to say the least. Richard’s silences are full of sorrow; he has a void in his heart that perhaps you can fill. He just has to accept that his first wife is gone … or is she?