top 5 ways to insult someone indirectly/without their knowledge !
1. laugh at their vexations. this is important! you really want to get under someone’s skin in the pettiest of ways? laugh at their misfortunes. lost a chunk of gold? laugh. forgot to feed their mare? laugh. their child caught the pox? laugh. you get the message.
2. don’t laugh at their jests. any jape they make, regardless of whether you believe it to actually be funny or not, must be met with silence. a purse of the lips is fine if you’re not good at masking your urges, but that’s all. for added insult: give a fraudulent smile moments after their little gag.. and make it painfully transparent.
3. give your opinion / judgement before they finish their sentence. cut them right off in the midst of their.. idea.. and assert yourself as the dominant voice meant to be heard. put them to shame with it, yet never actually berate them.
4. sneak humiliation towards their appearance. oh, my dear, you look so incredibly.. exhausted. and what’s with that bodice? did that seamstress cheap you again? she’s such a nuisance. that’s why i steer clear of those trade shops down beggar’s alley. especially after that weird rash breakout. eugh— love, what’s that reddened patch on your cheek?
5. “mock” flirt with their beloved / desirable. yes, it’s exactly as it sounds. you want to really lay it on them? a well placed innuendo and bashful grin are the strongest cards in your deck. though i advise: be prepared for what their next card is.
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