☆Full of Bitterness, but also love☆ @peachthievery - Tumblr Blog

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

#fave

beadyeyes

4yo: actually, my dad work for nike

Me: my dad works for dinosaur

4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑

astruma2

#svsss

xalatath

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

charl0ttan

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

#character ref #isaiah

wordfather

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

wordfather

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

wordfather

THIRTY TWO??????

phillyphillyphilly

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

wordfather

the world is so big and beautiful

#food

toasthag

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

vesperosy

this tweet has been fucking killing me

#witch hat atelier

gomigomipomi

Happy 11th Anniversary, Splatoon!

#splatoon

cenobite39

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

I want to pet you like an animal...

gothfiles

#pup

medusadyke

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

princessnijireiki

femgirlfriend-moved

hope this uploads i need you guys to see this potion

aetherograph

everyone talks a lot about Amaury "Chocolate Guy" Guichon but not enough talk about this man, Tipsy Bartender. I love him so much. He's having so much fun.

#food #well drinks but thats my tag