Shefani Obsession

I am absolute trash. Shefani is my obsession and I stalk them with aggression (its not that serious but, it rhymed soooo...?)

[formerdetective]

Are you kidding me!!! Miranda Lambert's tour is called "Spreading the Love" tour? Isnt spreading the love kinda what got her in trouble in the first place?

[country-wannabe]

At almost 40 years old and 15 years in this business, who would’ve ever thought I would have the biggest week of my career now. Number one album, number one song and number one movie. I am beside myself my friends. Thank you for an incredible journey…

Blake Shelton on his success this week (via country-wannabe)

[vices-aand-virtues]

As a child I always wanted to be Lorelai Gilmore when I grew up, and even now I would like to think that’s who I am, but turns out in reality I’m just a weird hybrid of Luke and Michel

[shwagerr]

If I owned a taser I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that’s why I don’t have a taser.

[peachy-charm-blog]

Same

[ghostlyspirits]

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling Just wanted to remind you that you're beautiful & you're alive for a reason. So smile you little goof nugget, I love you

[formerdetective]

FYI my friends: People troll the internet and setup fake accounts to start rumors for EXACTLY the reaction that is occurring in my inbox. B hugs that kid like he’s her grandpa. She probably likes every mention she gets on twitter and doesn’t even pay attention to what they say, because she has done nothing to assume people are saying delusional nonsense about her. But don’t worry, because once a bunch of grown ass women bullied her into submission she unliked them all.

I’m sorry but some of y’all seriously need to have some faith and please, drink some chamomile tea and chill. Please.

[peachy-charm-blog]

Yes yes yes yes yes a thousand times yesssss

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

The fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if u go at ur own pace and mind ur own fuckin business u too can succeed

[cryopearl-deactivated20200130]

Everybody that reblogs this by May 10th will get a traditionally drawn character based on what I think you look like after scrolling through your blog

Edit: OK I’M CHANGING THE GODDAMN DATE TO MAY 3RD BECAUSE I CANNOT DRAW 5,000 PEOPLE.

YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY 3RD THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

Edit 2: OK, so a lot of people are doubting this, but I’m not going to just skip out on this. I know it’s a lot of people, but the whole reason I’m doing this is because it sounds like fun, and it will be good drawing practice. I’m not starting it immediately, and it might take a while to get them all out, but I AM going to be getting all of these done! I’m going to keep my promise, and this is a legitimate thing.

[formerdetective]

Do you know what happened to Cat on Twitter? She was on like 24/7 and then one day she vanished!

She pretended to have a Gwen Stefani themed birthday but all the photos were stock photos from IG or google, so a bunch of teenagers bullied her into submission and she deactivated. 

[the-art-of-oral]

Tips for going down on a girl?

Don’t be a bitch. If you’re gunna do it, do it well. 

Tease the fuck out of her before going in. Put that tongue away. Kiss every inch of her, except her pussy. Inner thighs, neck, lips, nipples. Start at her mouth, work your way down. Did you get her neck already? Good, now do it again. Build the anticipation. She’ll love it even more.

When she can’t handle the anticipation any more, go in for the kill. Eat that pussy like you’re on death row and it’s your last meal. 

Most girls respond really well to clit stimulation, but don’t over work it. Some girls like it when you stick your tongue in, some don’t, so be cautious when exploring that option.

The best way I’ve learned to do it is to start off slow. Long licks. Cover all of it. Slowly work your speed up. Go a little faster. Every been told to write the alphabet with your tongue? Fuck that. It’s stupid. 

Have her lay on her back, put her legs over your shoulder. That’s the one of the best positions for her to get max pleasure. It also allows you to use your hands. While your mouth is going to down reach up with your hands, grab her breasts, (some girls like their nipples squeezed when getting eaten out. Try exploring that option if she’s down). You also have the options of using one of your hands to finger her or rub her clit while you lick. If you get into a good motion of licking while you rub her clit with your tongue, I can almost guarantee that she will go crazy.

Think you’re done after she cums? WRONG. You’re not done until she grabs you by the hair and pulls you up because she can’t take it any more.

Now go my student, go and eat that pussy like it’s your sole purpose in life to make that girl scream your name, Gods name, and every swear word she’s ever heard in her life.

[kimreesesdaughter]

[foreveradrummer]

Reblogging again.

[peachy-charm-blog]

This is my favorite post ever.

[formerdetective]

Hi hello, whoever sent that fic request to me, I found someone who has it if you want to come off anon I’ll put you guys in touch. 

[peachy-charm-blog]

Wait I want it tooooooo. 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[entertainmentweekly]

See The Voice coaches perform dramatic readings of each other’s hit songs

In which Blake Shelton countrifies “bae”

[peachy-charm-blog]

So you wanna ride it...my motorcycle?

[formerdetective]

hey fam remember when my fave human and i became BFFs today?? 

[peachy-charm-blog]

Omg I didn't know that was you! I 💕 your account! 😘😘😘

[lizwontcry]

The cause of my premature death.

[formerdetective]

Is Gwen still a vegetarian?

Not sure. I mean she likes bean and cheese burritos and cheese or veggie pizza, but on the other hand at that deli in Anaheim they bought sausages or s/t for a cookout. 

…I know too much. (but not enough to know a definitive answer to this question!)

[peachy-charm-blog]

I didn't think she was ever actually a vegetarian? I thought she just stuck to a (mostly) vegan diet to keep her abs?¿ but I still thought she ate like fish and chicken, just not red meats.

[dustfromthestepsbefore]

So I was streaming Make Me Like You on Spotify on repeat during Blake’s concert on my iPad. Watched the Periscope of the concert on my computer. And updated tumblr, insta, and Twitter on my phone. That is being a shefani fan, y'all. 😂

[picture-yourself]