tempest in a teacup

• master of arts and science • • bookworm • fangirl trash • • professional binge watcher • f1 bitch • i want to live my life so that i’ll be able to read an in-depth biography about myself in later years and not want to puke.

[vices-aand-virtues]

Me: I LOVE a slow burn!!!!!! That’s 👏🏻 my👏🏻shit👏🏻

Also me, actually reading/watching a slow burn: END MY LIFE WHEN ARE THEY GONNA KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SUFFERING!!!!!!

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[setulose]

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

[setulose]

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

[arsxrtiis]

i’m a simple girl iced beverages make me so happy

[vices-aand-virtues]

Everyone who is mean to Daysee on Rivals you will be reincarnated as a toilet brush

[vices-aand-virtues]

Rivals + Text Posts (1/?)

[vices-aand-virtues]

Welp just finished Rivals time to start Rivals over from the beginning

[orcboxer]

*christ dies on the cross* Um.. okay. That just happened. Awkwarrrrd...

[orcboxer]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

+Bonus

[vices-aand-virtues]

I dressed as a bard for my friend's renaissance bday party

[vices-aand-virtues]

There is literally no character intro better than Bas Baddingham strutting in to "Missionary Man" like you can't top that

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[dogpuppy]

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[smooththegoofyshark]

🌻🌼🌷🌸🏵️🌹🌺💐🍀

Some flowers for anyone not feeling their best today

[cparti-mkiki]

[nuevayor]

x

[nuevayor]

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

[therestlessforest]

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable