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“Is it really for me, Mamma?”
Baby Levi doesn’t know Kuchel saved all month just to buy him a single lollipop ;-;
the fact that it’s canon Todo is at the top of his class in Kyoto 👀
this list makes me laugh I’m ngl
It makes SO MUCH sense too 😭 Like the people at the bottom aren't stupid, they just don't really care about academics that much
Updating mine
MY TOP TEN FAVORITE JJK SHIPPS!!!!
10. SHOKOHIME
They stole Jogo and Hanami's place because I got it into my head that Jogo is like the grumpy grandfather and Hanai is the vegan aunt of the curse family! I like them. I think it's a ship with a lot of potential. I need to consume more content, but I love the fanarts!!!
9. HIGUNANA
This crack grew in me and now I'm suffering for them after the last chapter. In a kind universe, Higuruma and Nanami adopted Yuji and they live happily and happily!!! I think the two go together a lot and the fanfics are adorable! These Old Yaoi will be the death of me!!!!
8. CHOSOYUKI
They've come down a little, but man I still love them!!! Even more so now because my thirst for Choso awakened and I started reading fanfics of him being a good big brother and I fell to my knees! I still want to write more and explore his relationship with Yuji. And God, YUKI IS AMAZING!!!! THEY DESERVED TO STAY TOGETHER, AKUTAMI YOU DAMN IT!!!!
7. HIGUKUSA
A friend on twt is feeding me higukusa art and, god, this crack (not so crack, because that "I'll protect you even if I have to die for it" from kusakabe hit me hard) has taken root in my heart! I'm also obsessed with Higuruma, so I combined the useful with the pleasant!
6. INUOKKO
THEY ARE CUTE OKAY!!!! I AM OBSESSED WITH CREATING HCS FOR THEM!!! I don't consume much of their stuff, but all the fanart I've seen is cute and their participation in the itafushi fics I read is always welcome!!! It's kind of strange to read something where they're not together…
5. NOBAMAKI
MY OPINION HAS NOT CHANGED, OKAY??? NOBAMAKI IS WONDERFUL AND I WOULD KILL TO HAVE MORE OF THEM!!! But since I saw Nobara's flashback I've been wondering if Fumi wouldn't be a good ship too? Does anyone have a fanfic/fanart of him, by the way??? ANYWAY, NOBAMAKI IS STILL MY FAVORITE!!!
4. KIRAKARI
I'M IN LOVE WITH KIRARA!!!! SHE AND HAKARI ARE THE ONLY HEALTHY THINGS IN THIS MISERABLE MANGA!!!! I love imagining what their relationship is like, writing hcs slice to life minis and drawing Kirara! But I'm getting worried because I saw someone saying that Kirara could appear in the Hakari x Urame fight to help her boyfriend and I know what's going to happen and I don't want it to happen! GEGE GET THESE DIRTY CLAWS AWAY FROM MY BABIES!!!!
3. SATOSUGU
YOU RUINED BLACK AND WHITE FOR ME, YOU DEPRESSED BITCHES!!! My friend is obsessed with them and boy can I understand! These two are tragic, with a beautiful dynamic and a happy ending(?). Plus they fucked up my Christmas Eve. I hope these two bitches are causing terror in heaven!
2. ITAFUSHI!!!!
If you've known me for more than a second, you'll know that I have an average of five outbreaks a day because of these two. This whole thing about always trying to save others even if it condemns them destroys me, okay??? Fanfics and fanarts also feed me! And I'm going to convince all my friends to ship this too so I can yell at 2am at them about little details of their dynamic! AND THEY MATCH SO MUCH!!! Of course, no more than our first place!!!!
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EVERYONE X THERAPY!!!
Please let the deaths stop and this become canon
Honorable mention for _ Tojikuna (more because a twt artist is obsessed with them and that rubbed off on me) _ Hainana _ Toji x Mamagumi _ Okkofushi (Yuta was Megumi's first crush and you can't get that out of my head) _ Uraume x Sukuna (one-sided) _ Yuta x Maki
I just want biden to know that him being a ‘trump alternative’ is not a sufficient enough reason for him to be re-elected and he can stop making that shit his only personality trait.
Thank god I'm not american so I can say it.
I miss the times were people used to assassinate world leaders. Biden and Trump have overstayed their welcome on this earth.
“𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.”
[ 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐨’𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 ]
tags: strangers to lovers, roommate au!, best friends brother, fluff, mutual pining, smut, 18+
synopsis: In a desperate search of a new roommate, you have little to no choice but to accept your best friend's / best barista in the world's offer of letting his older brother rent out the room, who just so happens to be conventionally attractive.
You swear nothing will happen between the two of you but one thing eventually leads to another and you find yourself in his bed, leading to an unofficial roommates with benefits situation.
You know deep down it's wrong and you're worried when you start catching feelings...but it's okay because it's only temporary, right?
chapter one: a partridge in a pear tree. (that doesn't know how to fly)
chapter two: two turtle doves (that awkwardly get along)
chapter three: three french hens (being you, him and the walls that never talk)
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eren jaeger??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of eren jaeger spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of eren jaeger scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen
Eren? Oh you mean the green eyed guy from Aot who’s eyebrows crinkle when he’s mad is 6’0 feet tall very lean and muscular seeks unobtainable freedom loves cheeseburgers is depressed has a 8 pack loves his childhood friend and canonically has great stamina? Hardly know the guy.
roomates (completed)
roommate eren x f!reader
after finding yourself in an unfortunate situation, you room with your co-workers best friend eren for the time being
content: roommates au, miscommunication trope, mutual pining, teeny tiny bit of angst, FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF, a bit of suggestive content, taylor alison swift, the most corny little eren that ever eren-ed
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first meeting
tending to injuries
flu season
bad day
3:45 am
the morning after!
meet the parents
fall concert
miscommunication
how to fight
three days
befriend your landlord
the party scene
the scouts
your fiercest protectors
fall banquet
engaged and in love
important questions
taglist is closed <3333
you’re always welcome to send a lil question + request for lil bonuses abt this story and this man if you so desire (roommate eren nation rise, he will NEVER DIE)
|Rude awakening|Porco x Reader x Reiner x Zeke|💦|
|A/N: I love writing smut to the weekend, his music really gets my creative juices flowing;)| Somnophilia, degrading, comforting, cockwarming|
Zeke and Reiner lay next to eachother, unknowingly tangled up in the embrace of one another, snoring away. This happened alot more than they’d like to admit. Zeke latched himself to Reiner, spooning his from behind, his long fingers spread over Reiner’s chest. You revelled in the fact that Zeke’s cock was nuzzled against Reiner’s ass, suggested by how they laid and how close they were, that or how gently Zeke’s hips rocked against Reiner’s ass or the small grin on Reiner’s face while he hummed a little to eagerly. They looked so peaceful while your face was a few inches away.
It didn’t matter how slow he fucked you, you still felt completely overwhelmed as your pussy quivered with pleasure, as it massaged his length that was plunged deep inside you.
“So good…so fucking good.” Porco purred, he trembled with anticipation, trying desperately to stay quiet. He didnt want Reiner and Zeke up, that would ruin the fun of both of you struggling to be quiet. “Look at how you’re busted open like a whore, all just for me.” Porco babbled as he watched your slick pussy swallowing and push him out. His eyes glinted silvery as he watched how deliciously your ass bounced on his abdomen, jiggling under his ravaging hands.
Whimpers crawl from your throat as you watched Reiner sleep, taking in how innocent looked as the blonde behind him rutted against his ass, breathy sighs that make you clench. You couldn’t help but peck his cheeks, lovely, moaning against his face. You bite your lip to silence yourself.
Porco had you sprung and split right open, shaking with arousal so you didn’t flinch when he manhandled you, pulling you by your hair so that his chest was against you back. Hips still plunging deeply into you as he hit your sweet spot repeatedly.
During the struggle, Reiner’s eyes flutter open. His eye cloud over with confusion and drowsiness. “Huh,” he groaned out, as he rubbed his eye. Was it from sleepiness and abruptly waking up? Was it from Zeke’s boner rubbing against the bottom of his ass? Him seeing you sprawled out next to him as Porco slammed inside you while making eye contact with him.
You gasp with surprising as Reiner’s massive hand slips into the one you had knotted in the sheets, pulling it free, rubbing his rough thumb over your knuckles, soothingly. “ It’s ight, baby.. just a bit longer.” he murmured sleepily. Pressing a tired kiss to your lips, he laid his head back down, clearly not fully awake. Soon his hand slacks it your grip, slipping away as he welcomed sleep once more.
It was too much for you, the comforting gesture causing an orgasm to pour through you. Your walls massage Porco as they spasm around him.
He shuddered as you clench around him, your dripping pussy pulling him deeper into you. A dizzy spell falls over you as you rest against Porco, gasping with your chest heaving.
“Such a sweet whore,” Porco cooed in your ear, chuckling as tears poured down your face from overstimulation as he fucked you through a strangled cry. “Gushing because Reiner caught us, how dirty.” A guttural growl crawls from his throat as ropes of cum shot from his throbbing cock. Your stomach feels full as Porco paints your walls white with his cum. It pooled around his cock, filling him with warmth as your hole lapped him up.
His finger rubbed your clit in one tight circle motion as he fucked him cum deep inside you, ensuring that it wouldn’t fall out right away. “Too..uhn..much.” You breathed as you thrash to get away from Porco. You couldn’t ignore the pain of his hand tugging your hair, the pain that burned in your legs. You couldn’t ignore the way your throat burned as quiet sobs ripped through you.
“It’s too much, yet you can’t ever get enough, sweetheart,” Porco grunted, his hips rolling slowly, wet slapping echoing in the dark room that enveloped the both of you, along with the whimpering of Reiner and soft groans of Zeke.
Porco lays you on the bed, and crawls on top of you once more. He doesn’t waste time to sink back into you. Raggedy breaths fall from your lips as your stomach coils in fear of being fucked into oblivion again. As if he could read your mind, Porco pressed a soft kiss to the shell of your ear. “Be a good girl and go to sleep baby. Don’t worry, we are done..for now.” You didn’t miss the cocky and teasing tones in his fucked out voice. “Tomorrow is a big day, wait for Zeke to get even after Reiner tells him what he was rudely woke up by.” He murmured, mentally relishing in thought of a new day, for it was just another day he could spend inside you. You blushed as he gave you a knowing glance.
You dont know how you fell asleep with Pock inside you, but you did. And you slept amazing as you reveled in the warm sensation that spread through you.
He was right, the first thing in the morning, Reiner spilled the beans causing you four to spend a bit longer in bed.
the reason porco wears clothes with so many pockets 😎
hope everybody had a good Easter except Armin, who probably went to church with (y/n) for the sole purpose of scamming her granny and all the other old ladies up outta their tithes and offerings. Probably had a lil ass metal bowl he stole from the kitchen and walked around with it like he was an usher. Only to sit back down and put the money in his suit pocket. Even fell out during praise break to really sell it and starting reciting the lyrics to Itty Bitty Piggy when they thought he was speaking in tongues.
door dasher eren that steals your food and then texts on you some dumb shit like ‘you didn’t need that much anyways.’ ‘A #9 AND an apple pie? That’s some big backed shit.’ You dread seeing that name on your orders because you know he’s about to be aggravating as hell. ‘This your fourth order this week. You don’t know how to cook?’
eren jaeger??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of eren jaeger spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of eren jaeger scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen
Every fun post on here that encourages people to have hobbies/be creative always gets an avalanche of "Someone people are poor Karen" type reactions and respectfully, you're all super annoying. I've never lived above the poverty line and this is a list of hobbies I have that were cheap or entirely free:
Read books: Go to the library, lend a book from a friend
knitting, crochet, embroidery: Get some needles from the bargan store and ask around, people have leftovers from projects they'll happily give you. Thrift stores also often carry leftover fabric and other supplies. And talk about your hobby loud enough and an old lady will show up and gift you their whole collection, because there are way more old ladies with a closet full of wool than there are grandchildren who want to take up the hobby.
Origami/paper crafts: get some scrap paper and scissors, watch a youtube tutorial
walking: put on shoes open door
pilates/yoga/etc: get a mat or just use your carpet, watch a youtube tutorial
Houseplants: look online for people that swap plant cuttings. There are always people giving out stuff for free to get you started. If you're nice enough you'll probably get extra
gardening: You're gonna need some space for this one of course but you can just play around with seeds and cuttings from your grocery vegetables.
aquarium keeping is a bit of an obscure one but I got most of my stuff second hand for cheap or free and now I have a few thousand euro worth of material and plants.
drawing/art: You get very far just playing with bargan store materials. I did my entire art degree with mostly those.
writing: Rotate a cow in your head for free
cooking: again one you can make very expensive, but there are many budget recipes online for free. Look for African or Asian shops to get good rice and cheap spices.
Join a non-profit: Cities will have creative organisations who let you use woodworking machines or screen presses or laser cutters or 3D printers etc etc etc for a small fee. Some libraries also lend out materials.
candle making: You need some molds (cheap), wick, two old cooking pots for au bain marie melting and a ton of scrap candles, ask people to keep them aside for you.
a herbarium, flower pressing: Leaves are free, wildflowers too, ask if you can take from peoples gardens.
puzzles: thrift stores, your grandma probably
Citizen science: look for projects in your area or get the iNaturalist app
And lastly and most importantly: Share! Share your supllies, share your knowledge. Surround yourself with other creative people and before you know it someone will give you a pot of homemade jam and when you want to paint your kabinet someone will have leftover paint in just the right color and you can give them a homemade candle in return and everyone is having fun and building skills and friendships and not a cent is exchanged. We have always lived like this, it's what humans are build to do.
And all of it sure beats sitting behind a computer going "No stranger, I refuse to let myself have a good time."
Anyway I'm logging off bc I'm making some badges for a friend who cooked for me and then I'm going to fix some holes in everyones clothes.