The Man Who Would Be King

Pat 22 years old. Michigan

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Kristofer Brand

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by Ana Miralles

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Beef jerky is like a cow raisin.

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idk

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Government Secret #550

The government has an infinite supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos to keep the meme lords at rest

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THA FAM IS ALIVE

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「ラフォレット家のお嬢さん」/「リン田」の作品 [pixiv] #pixitail

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5 Months Of College Research Outweighed By Weekend Visiting Friend At Penn State

HAGERSTOWN, MD—Noting that the large public university had suddenly emerged as the high school student’s top choice for the fall, sources confirmed Wednesday that a single weekend spent with a friend who attends Penn State completely superseded all of graduating senior Tyler Pince’s college research over the past five months.

The 18-year-old, who has attended numerous sessions with a guidance counselor at his high school and spent many hours discussing prospective colleges with his parents, reached his decision following two days in which he attended a Nittany Lions basketball game, had a number of drinks at an off-campus house party, and met several students—including a “really cool” member of the school’s lacrosse team—who live in the same dorm as Jeff Whitmore, a Penn State freshman and friend from Pince’s hometown.

“It was an amazing weekend, and I think the school would be a really good fit for me,” said Pince, who had previously determined that the individualized attention of a liberal arts college would suit him better than a school with tens of thousands of undergraduates, but has reportedly changed his mind following the visit in which he spent a total of 25 minutes walking through the actual campus. “My buddy Jeff’s dorm room is pretty nice. He has a mini-fridge that he keeps some food and beers in, and he introduced me to some guys on his floor who all seemed pretty cool. His roommate even skipped a lecture to hang out with us. It’s awesome to know you can do that.”

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Cracking my knuckles is an ability that has a cool down time