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evilnicegirl

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

nypaingers

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

trans-hawk

girl don’t you ship hockey players.

nypaingers

And baseball players 👍🏻

mantimecomic

Being buried in paperwork is the edgiest

sayosims-blog

Some Animal Crossing themed mesh tops! This was my first time playing around with sims CC and it was lots of fun!

Mesh by @waekey

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Category: Ring, Right

11 swatches

All Genders

All LODS

Get mesh here

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Do Not Upload This Anywhere Else!! Always Link Back To This Post!! Never Post My Download On It’s Own!!

fromfelidae

listen. gina and taako would be best friends . (caps from brooklyn 99)

telnaga

signs as The Adventure Zone quotes

aries: i very flirtatiously hit it with my warhammer

taurus: and instead of using castor sugar like i normally would, i went with uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ splenda

gemini: PERCEPTION CHECK i want to see if he wet his pants

cancer: no dogs are allowed on the moon. they just run right off the goddamn thing

leo: “the second ruffian –” “give them names.” “ –……..craigory”

virgo: it covers all of his essential, uh, oils, but it does say “juicy” where his butt would be

libra: “and when i take my hand away, i’ve stuck a ‘kick me’ sign on his back” ”i kick him”

scorpio: i need to do a check to see if him being on fire gives me the idea for spicy food

saggitarius: somewhere in the distance, ludacris smiles

capricorn: “you run up and tear the box open, it explodes, you die. no, you tear the box open, it DOESN’T explode, you DON’T die –” “i’m fine either way.”

aquarius: abracafuck you!

pisces: the three of you walk into this room singing showtunes, and everyone inside this building looks at you, and kills you

jamiedodgerart

the poor director

orphetoon

what he says: i'm fine

what he means: you know not everything has to be a joke. sometimes you can just be honest about your feelings, and that's how i see myself, you know? i may not be the most threatening silhouette, but i like to think of myself as somebody who can stand up for-- you know it doesn't always have to be "goof goof dildo machines" over here, okay? i'm traveling around with the Boner Squad and i never get to just say... what i'm feeling, i have emotions! it's not all abra-ca-fuckyou and what have you!! i have a beating heart!!! i'm multi-dimensional! i'm a fully-realized creation... fUCK!!!!!

fishbowltwo

concept: taako wearing tearaway pants over a skirt & dramatically tearing them off in combat situations to unlock his “full potential”

fishbowltwo

“roll for initiative”

vehicleproficiency

bureau of balance employees who have never interacted with tres horny boys: wow.. the reclaimers are so cool…. the saviors of our organization bureau employees who are forced to interact with thb on more than a monthly basis: taako broke into my office the other day and emptied all my staplers and sat on my filing cabinet throwing individual staples at me for five hours

vehicleproficiency

fav thing about reading the tags on this post: people making their own callouts

like fuck!!! get ‘em!

vehicleproficiency

ONE LAST ADDITION CAUSE IM ABSOLUTELY HOLLERIN

stopidontgohere

what the fuck is the adventure zone

ides-aglaecwif

found some more gems

garfield-the-dealswarlock

sharkiethedork

Some nerd: You can’t put elevators in a fantasy world!!!!

Griffin McElroy:

eurojank-moved

one of those “the first thing your soulmate says to you is tattooed on your wrist” aus for taz because kravitz would have a tattoo saying “hey thug whats your name im gonna tentacle your dick”

catsi

You Cast Zone of Truth in the Wrong Neighbourhood

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i was originally gonna do one of these for all 4 of the taz boys but i couldn’t find enough audio files that fucking rhymed and fit the meter for anyone besides Clint so here’s the only part i had finished