she tis on my pean

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[parasitoidism]

The “boy cats love you more than girl cats” thing is such an insane thing to believe we gotta kill ppl for saying that

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[cannibalchicken]

[triangleguy]

[charl0ttan]

[targetedknowledge]

[targetedknowledge]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[fapper]

What me and jay saw on my hinge yesterday

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[were--ralph]

i tune out for one day and what the fuck is this

[were--ralph]

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no

[minotaur-in-my-labyrinth]

Dana White is the head of the UFC. He is buddy-buddy with Vince McMahon, head of the WWE. Vince McMahon is the husband of Linda McMahon, the head of the Department of Education. This tracks severely.

[were--ralph]

i fucking hate it here god nuke us all

[qubesos-official]

[transfemme-shelterdog]

French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"

[transfemme-shelterdog]

Pisse? In le pantalons???

Mon tabarnak j'vais te décâlisser la yeule, câlice!

[inthefallofasparrow]

[horsefigureoftheday]

What if a xenomorph impregnated a horse would that be crazy or what?? I don't care I'd ride it