furby…

i have 75 furbies and 0 impulse control

[burgerdotcom]

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ They/Them It/Its ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Adult ♡ Lesbian ♡ Aussie ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

Bad writer

collector of Furbies and Littlest Pet Shop

enthusiast of cute things in general

@captaincraft is the hermitcraft alt

[reinfalllz]

maru doodle

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car

[amazoogle]

let's develop a perfect plan

[amazoogle]

1. get cozy in bed

[greeniery]

2. nathing wrong with me

[what-a-bastard]

Accepting identities I don't understand is actually extremely easy because I just go "this isn't about me" and move on with my life unbothered by someone else's identity, it's truly that simple.

[eevee-on-keyboard]

i heard someone say once, “you don’t need to speak French to acknowledge that it’s a language that exists”. and i feel like more ppl need to keep that in mind when they come across something they don’t understand.

[theropoda]

looking at fucking insane incredible fursuits only to say "ew weird... gross" shows me you value disgust and hate over whimsy and love

[wizardarchetypes]

getting my labs done today i was thinking about years ago when i went to the doctor and i was like 'i've been to another doctor already but he wouldn't listen to me. something's wrong. i've never been this tired in all my life. i know i'm in college and i know i have depression but this is different. please you have to try something.'

so the doctor (back then) ordered labs and it turned out my vitamin d level was like 5 or 7 and i've never seen a doctor so elated about lab results in my entire life. she said, 'it's never. vitamin d. but it is this time. we can fix this. you're going to feel better.'

she was literally like

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[thoughtcascades]

not to be dramatic but i need a nap, a hug, 20k in cash, and to disappear for 3 months

[snapscube]

A summary of last night’s stream with @paperboxhouse​

[starlightshoe]

mim. *hearty laugh* sos. kay, now let me-HOW AM I GONNA GET MIM WHEN I ONLY HAVE A BUCKAYEYUP? well you gotta SUCC and you gotta SUCC ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ SUCC  ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ seis. I CAN’T SEIS, I’M DWITCH. not with that attitude you 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖋. [break for chuckling]       DON’T YOU CALL ME A FRrᵣ rᵣʳᵣᵣ ₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃᵃₐ ᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵧʸᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸ I’M SWIS. you better. FUF. and then, you better BRRROOB, cause if you don’t BROOB, you’re NOTHING but a NOTHING and then the NOTHING becomes a NOTHING and then you’re NOTHING as a 𝓙𝓞𝓙 and then you’re NOTHING 𝓢𝓞𝓢 and then you think you’re thatthe top and you’re the Bottom and you’re a 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 and youRearAvoovavoovavsusadSON. shis. I’ve been epIC, pa-

[hashtagyorlosalfie]

I… I legitimately can’t tell, did someone do sentence mixing on this clip or are they just somehow doing the most dead-on impression of sentence-mixing shitposting to ever be captured on audio?

[possqueen]

they are actually doing dead on impressions of YTP mixing and they did this for like a solid hour

[codenamewhatever]

adding the VoD because she has it recorded

[burgerdotcom]

how it feels to have #haterhours with your friends regarding what could loosely be described as A Debacle

[burgerdotcom]

the update on this is that i got so mad i went to dig a hole in minecraft and then lost so much progress because the power fucked up

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[shepfax]

[oakdll]

way ahead of you buddy

[kyalbrownart]

"I Will Fight Like I Always Have!"

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.