peanut butter pretzel anon!!!

comett-and-eclispe-clowns

Eclipse: uhmm hello? Have you seen our sister anywhere??

Comett: PLEASEEE HELP US WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE!!! (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

i havent seen anyone sozzzz!! ill tell you guys if i see her!! ill have my friend space clown look at for her okkk!

Eclipse: WAIT! Did you say clown?? Does she perchance have uhh ugly hair and gross yucky fur??

Comett: OH OH OH OH! Does her name start with and "m" I think you call it in your alphabet?

idk!!! ive only talked to her like thrice

Eclipse: uhmm hello? Have you seen our sister anywhere??

Comett: PLEASEEE HELP US WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE!!! (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

i havent seen anyone sozzzz!! ill tell you guys if i see her!! ill have my friend space clown look at for her okkk!

lemonnnnnyyyyy!!! I miss you,,,, wish we could play together

🍋hey palll! I miss you too very much, I'm kind of stuck in a basement though.

im stuck in my jar!!

now that I think of it, i might be able to leave. it never rlly seem possible to me b4

Do you have a Tv in there? If you do you could probably watch some game shows or smth

i dont,,,,,all i have is my computer,,,,sozzzz

Hello peanut butta boy. Heh. butta boy.

HIIIIIIII!!

🍋I love being an only friend because no one is better than me ୧⁠(⁠＾⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠＾⁠)!!

yeah youre my best friend!!!! wht do best friebds normally do?

hello?

(forest green)

hi!!!!! wow im meeting so many new people!!!

OF COURSE SOMEONE AS STUPID AS YOU COULD GET STUCK ON A JAR!!!

But in all seriousness dear how did you get stuck in there?

idk!!!!! ive lived here my whole life!!! :33

Wait...are people not fire proof?

i dont think so!! i tried burning myself once n my arm caught on fire!! but idk if im a people,,,,

Sighh...

I ask because I can withstand the heat of the suns core and somehow people around here keep complaining about how "it's 100 degrees and it's so hot!"

..went on it of a tangent there sorry.

woah!!! does that mean you can hug fires??

Fires aren't solid. You know that right?

idk ive only ever touched it twice

You can just read about it. Not that hard to figure out.

i dont have any fire books tho…

Wait...are people not fire proof?

i dont think so!! i tried burning myself once n my arm caught on fire!! but idk if im a people,,,,

Sighh...

I ask because I can withstand the heat of the suns core and somehow people around here keep complaining about how "it's 100 degrees and it's so hot!"

..went on it of a tangent there sorry.

woah!!! does that mean you can hug fires??

Fires aren't solid. You know that right?

idk ive only ever touched it twice

Wait...are people not fire proof?

i dont think so!! i tried burning myself once n my arm caught on fire!! but idk if im a people,,,,

Sighh...

I ask because I can withstand the heat of the suns core and somehow people around here keep complaining about how "it's 100 degrees and it's so hot!"

..went on it of a tangent there sorry.

woah!!! does that mean you can hug fires??

Wait...are people not fire proof?

i dont think so!! i tried burning myself once n my arm caught on fire!! but idk if im a people,,,,

Genuinely besides being in a jar where tf are you twin💔

no clue!!! i mean i can see all the anons from my windows but idk where the actual jar is,,,,, its just the jar

🍋uh friendship questions what's your favourite foodddd or like uh,, so like I dunno how to start a conversationn

its ok ive only had 4 conversations so far!!!!

i like potatoes!!!!

🍋heyyyyyyy youuu let's talk, are you in need of friends just like me??

YES YES YES PLEASEEEE I CAN HAVE FRIENDS!!!! IM SO EXCITED TO MEET ANONS THEYRE SO COOL!!!!! I HAVENT WATCHED YOU VERY OFTEN BUT HIIIIII PLEASE BE MY FIREND

🍋Greatgreatgreat!!! I've been alone for so longgg, Others are so mean nowadays!

im sure theyre not that bad!! what do they say?? i cant hear them from my window :(

🍋No one wants to be friends anymore, It's like they have been through some things in the past.

aw man im sorry about that… i will be your friend though!!!! ive never had a friend before!!! I havent talked to more than 3 people!!! :D

🍋Sounds good to me! Official friend!

YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY!!!! i have friends now i cant wait to tell my book!!!!!

🍋heyyyyyyy youuu let's talk, are you in need of friends just like me??

YES YES YES PLEASEEEE I CAN HAVE FRIENDS!!!! IM SO EXCITED TO MEET ANONS THEYRE SO COOL!!!!! I HAVENT WATCHED YOU VERY OFTEN BUT HIIIIII PLEASE BE MY FIREND

🍋Greatgreatgreat!!! I've been alone for so longgg, Others are so mean nowadays!

im sure theyre not that bad!! what do they say?? i cant hear them from my window :(

🍋No one wants to be friends anymore, It's like they have been through some things in the past.