Some Deranged Weirdo

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[maryoliveoil]

TAYLOR SWIFT | "Would've Could've Should've x I Know Places" The Eras Tour, Edinburgh Night 1

[some-deranged-weirdo]

I was there for this chaos 💖

[hashbrownswift]

her yeehaw is always lurking just below the surface waiting to jump out and i love that for us

[tswiftupdatess]

Taylor Swift for "I Knew It, I Knew You"

(June 5, 2026)

[some-deranged-weirdo]

So out of the loop, but is I knew it. I know You a follow up to When Somebody Loved Me? Because that song on the Toy Story 2 soundtrack literally defined my music taste. Sad song about sad girl with a guitar 👩🏻‍🍳😘

[tswiftw]

THE ERAS TOUR | Glendale 2023

[some-deranged-weirdo]

The funniest possible thing Taylor could do after talking about how she’s going to have a big wedding and invite everyone is to have a really small wedding and make everyone feel like they have been singled out not being invited.

[apolladay]

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

* I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

*The King in Yellow

* The Lottery

* The Masque of the Red Death

* The Monkey’s Paw

* The Most Dangerous Game

* The Nameless City

* The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

* There Will Come Soft Rains

*The Yellow Wallpaper

* The Veldt

* “you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

The King in Yellow

The Lottery

The Masque of the Red Death

The Monkey’s Paw

The Most Dangerous Game

The Nameless City

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

There Will Come Soft Rains

The Yellow Wallpaper

The Veldt

“you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Voting ended onApr 30

[it-grrl]

Okay I have things I should be seeing to but I couldn't help myself. In case you, like me, have not read all of these stories and would like to be amongst the lucky 10,000 today:

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison

The King in Yellow by Robert W Chambers*

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson**

The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe

The Monkey's Paw by W.W. Jacobs

The Most Dangerous Game by Richard O'Connell

The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K LeGuin

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The Veldt by Ray Bradbury

Honorable Mention from the comments/reblogs:

All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury

*note: this is actually a collection of short stories and clocks in at about 72k words

**Originally published in the New Yorker in 1948; interestingly, the New Yorker still has this story archived on their website BEHIND A PAYWALL. CAN YOU IMAGINE.

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[tswiftupdatess]

Taylor Swift for The New York Times. (On April 28, 2026)

[chosetherose]

I am literally just seeing this exists but wanted to share a gift link with you all since I’m a subscriber and incase it’s helpful.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/magazine/taylor-swift-songwriting-process-interview.html?unlocked_article_code=1.eVA.2HRo.-BFSnO-6G3K_&smid=nytcore-ios-share

[lesbianshepard]

Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.

[lesbianshepard]

If you manage to get on the turnpike before the cops stop you, a soccer mom is gonna do the Jersey slide in a RAV4 and turn your entire group into a wet speedbump

[some-deranged-weirdo]

This is my dad’s FAVOURITE topic of conversation atm. He is boycotting the World Cup due to fascism, but is obsessed with this $111 train.

Something I would like USAmericans to know is that many places in Europe make transport FREE for big events. For example, after the Eras Tour in my city, the tram was free as it got people dispersed quickest.

After football matches in cities with metros, they are often free for 1 hour after a match to get people to leave the area and discourage loitering or hooliganism. Jacking up the price is the exact opposite of what they should be doing to successfully host this kind of event.

Also, Germans very much do have jaywalking. Have you ever tried crossing on red in Germany? You will be screeched at and told to set a better example for the children. What children you ask? The hypothetical children that were not present when you jaywalked, but could have been.

[kindofmakingmewet]

I have a question, what are your current top three Taylor albums?

[mythicalthing]

Important question. What are your top 3 fruits

[wizard-loving-wizard]

new reaction meme just dropped

[gothredy]

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

[taylors-polaroids]

Taylor Swift for the New York Times (April 2026) // photos by Stefan Ruiz