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Fact:

Every night, while you sleep,

23.5 billion cubic centimeters

of penis appear

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by Amazing Super Powers (bonus panel)

[pleatedjeans]

[moistpits]

i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

[moistpits]

hey look its me

[xtynaaa]

We all deserve morning sex and pancakes

[ultrafacts]

Daniel Radcliffe enjoyed annoying the paparazzi during his stint on the London stage - for six months he deliberately wore the same clothes when leaving the theater so photographs would be worthless. He was greeted by photographers each night outside the Gielgud Theater during his stint in the West End play Equus.  Radcliffe quickly realized newspaper and magazine editors wouldn’t publish photos of him wearing the same outfit night after night, because it would look like the pictures were taken on the same day.

He says, “They (the paparazzi) were outside the theater every single night, but we came up with a cunning ruse. I would wear the same outfit every time - a different T-shirt underneath, but I’d wear the same jacket and zip it up so they couldn’t see what I was wearing underneath, and the same hat. So they could take pictures for six months, but it would look like the same day, so they (photos) became unpublishable. Which was hilarious, because there’s nothing better than seeing paparazzi getting really frustrated.”

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[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

LEGEND.

[positivelypersistentteach]

I read that as a cunning CURSE at first.

[thebrainscoop]

"Imagine if all our display cases - like this one - were empty.

As custodians of one of the great natural history museum collections in the world, The Field Museum is heartbroken by the recent destruction at the Mosul Museum and at other cultural heritage sites in Iraq.”

[positivelypersistentteach]

^^breaks my heart a little more than it already has been broken today

[mtv]

[best-of-memes]

[intj-confessions]

Neat.

[toservethequeen-deactivated2015]

neat. neat?!?! youre looking at day and night AT THE SAME TIME, don you realize thats been completely impossible until like the past ten years. To be looking at this is straight up INSANE.

neat.

you fuckin kidding me

[intj-confessions]

Neat.

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(photo via illuminationjupiter)

[egyptiannoor]

After a mosque was burned down by an arson, this is how they respond to haters. 

[enots-eissej]

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standard

[beandeadinside]

I am crying I love this too much

[moved-ughjohnwatson-blog]

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

[emeralddarkness]

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

[thefaultinourheadcanons]

It’s in words

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[memecenterz]

[thursday]

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The future is now. (image via billgoats)