I’m at the end of my work week and getting ready to head home and prepare for a great night. Hypothetically speaking if you were having your second first date, what would you want for dinner? Any suggestions while I aimlessly wander the aisles at the grocery store would be appreciated.
And on that note, why are grocery stores set up like a lobster trap? It’s like once you get in you have to go through every inch of the store before you can find the exit, what in the hell is up with that? Is some sick mastermind behind the design of grocery stores? Am I a subject in an experiment? Because I feel like a rat chasing the cheese or something when I’m in here….sometimes literally.
The answer is always pizza. It’s the greatest food in the world, and anyone who says otherwise is a fake. I’m pretty sure they do it to convince you to buy more food. That’s why they put candy near the check-outs. They know that we’re weak, and they will exploit that fact to rake in the dollar.
